We're currently at grandma and they watch it😅 Now there are three angry women yelling they want their stolen underwear back and another woman threats them she'll release a rooster at them.
We are quite well developed country, alright? We have financial system and Bitcoin ahead of Germany. And we watch fucking rooster scaring bitches as an evening show.
That's where we go, that's how we think!
FUCK US!
FUCK THIS COUNTRY!
WE ARE DOOMED!
*slams the door while gesturing wildly*
*distant yelling disappearing in the woods* 

 I don't know and am honestly annoyed how intriguing it is.
Was it Linda? 

 Linda is innocent! It was actually stolen by new shop owners with heavy accent, who just opened a little groceries/everything shop and tried to sell it.
Oh, and to think grandma almost released Attila the cock.
But shush, another woman has "not cancer, but something nearly as bad." 

 Omg you're right, nobody has amnesia. But fuck the Polaks apparently.
Also guys are now blackmailing the cook in the pub to cook two menus instead of one. 

 I would, honestly, rather die. 😄 

 Aaah, that baking at 2am, because damn starter😀 

 I'll try again soon. I bought a high temp oven especially for a bread and never used it😅 I never got the ear right and it was never fluffy enough😑 

 I want to smell fresh hot bread and eat it with butter and salt. 

 It draws people in.
Oh, the heartburn. 

 Sexy, což? 

 I have currently about 400 sats left, so that's about that.😅 

 Did you ladies see the animated movie Mitchells vs Robots? Or how is it called. I absolutely love the furby scene. Especially the titles. 

 I LOVE IT. Very inspiring. 

 Oh yeah, fuck the system, let's get fat on our terms. 

 I couldn't paint it if I tried ten times. And it's threads. This is beyond me. 

 How could I never see it👀
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 What is the saying? Is it silver? HOW MUCH
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 Bitch, my nose starts bleeding when I get an email.
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 Just losing.😅 I'm not complaining, it's the best way I believe. Just put the brick somewhere and forget about it for hours. It's so calming. 

 We're also drowning in social contact, but starved for real connection.
I'm working on getting on track with my screen addiction. Got a lot done and lost my phone several times last two days.
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 The orange thing is a WALL🤯 

 Can the guy be more dreamy?😫 

 What's that? 

 More like licking the steam oven from outside for next two hours🥲😬 

 It's absolutely fantastic. The artist is da_gaemee, I found her. Unfortunately she's only on Instagram and I can't get there without login👹
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 Let's just settle on roughly one banana, that should be the easiest for you.😏 

 Alright, how about penises? Same issue? 

 You know actually part of my brain doesn't believe you exist. That this is real. Just like France. 

 Ufff, never built up the nerve to try that👀😅 My machine has several types of button holes, but nope, too scary 😆 

 It's Prym Vario, I think it's even Czech company🤔 Anyway whatever you choose, go for high quality and pliers, not plastic holders or anything 3d printed. This is good enough, but maybe there's more solid stuff. When it comes to needles, zippers, snap buttons and all that, always buy good and expensive stuff. It's not such a big investment anyway and cheap things will ruin the work and nerves three times over.🥲
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 Oh my, why did they scoop your brain? (Fantastic Halloween motif by the way.)
Keep me posted bout the buttonhole, I'd like to see how ot goes👌 

 Isn't there "double yolk" written on the box? You wouldn't be the first😆 Anyway my mother-in-law buys eggs from a nearby fishery and they have doubles like half the time. It must be some breed.👀 

 You're right. We should be out, getting them. 

 I thought we all learned our lesson with Simpsons. 

 Me too! But I still don't have a wire hanger in my mouth.😅 Czechs are actually very talkative and friendly, but if I smiled like this just because, they'd assume I'm drunk.😅 

 Imagine on pants. Torture. 

 It must. 

 I'll ask some kind stranger🧐😅 

 Oh no.👀 

 Oh I'm terrible with adding snaps to my sewn stuff, it always rips off soon. Maybe that dry zipper thing, how is it called in english. That noisy stuff you push together or rip apart, kids shoes have it😅 

 VELCRO!!! 

 It's dry zipper in czech😅 

 But german is such a beautiful language😅 

 Nice! So who's that friend of yours on the right, is he single?😏🤣 

 It's sweet, but I stopped the thought train right there with "give kids paint" 👀😅 

 We had bathtub crayons several times. Until boys started making potions from them. I'm really a killjoy, I know. 

 Idk who Joneses are👀 

 I'm not keeping up with them, I don't know who that is. 

 Thanks. There's a movie with Demi Moore and I think David Duchovny on similar topic. Bleargh.