One banana, as a nondescript unit of length, I can agree to, though we're talking at least 2 or 2 of mine😁😂.  

 Alright, how about penises? Same issue? 

 Penises😳, I've only got one🤯, give me a fucking break!  

 See, now only 1 zap makes me feel that mine is REALLY really small😕.