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 Story time...😆 My grandparents called them their stories and they watched (slept through) them daily. There was a lady in one that was possessed, unsure whether she got unpossessed because we only stayed with them for a week or so. 
 We're currently at grandma and they watch it😅 Now there are three angry women yelling they want their stolen underwear back and another woman threats them she'll release a rooster at them.
We are quite well developed country, alright? We have financial system and Bitcoin ahead of Germany. And we watch fucking rooster scaring bitches as an evening show.
That's where we go, that's how we think!
FUCK US!
FUCK THIS COUNTRY!
WE ARE DOOMED!
*slams the door while gesturing wildly*
*distant yelling disappearing in the woods* 
 Goddamn fucking roosters!! But I'm hooked, who stole their underwear???  
 I don't know and am honestly annoyed how intriguing it is.
Was it Linda? 
 😂😂 fucking panty thieving Linda. Bitch. 
 Linda is innocent! It was actually stolen by new shop owners with heavy accent, who just opened a little groceries/everything shop and tried to sell it.
Oh, and to think grandma almost released Attila the cock.
But shush, another woman has "not cancer, but something nearly as bad." 
 😂 no grandma, not the cock!! Ohh does she have amnesia?? That's nearly as bad but easier to write.  
 Omg you're right, nobody has amnesia. But fuck the Polaks apparently.
Also guys are now blackmailing the cook in the pub to cook two menus instead of one. 
 I'm sorry, you're going to have to start watching and giving me a breakdown of this show every day.  
 I would, honestly, rather die. 😄 
 🤣🤣 We can just make something up and it won't come close to the insanity. 
 I'm afraid I don't have enough mental fuel for this. I couldn't even drunk or high. 
 She gets hair cancer, creepy guys buy the underwear, and the Polaks take over the pub. Grandma and her huge cock live happily ever after threatening bitchy women. 😂🤷‍♀️ 
 But wait. Also a bulldozer fell on a homeless guy's leg in the forest and some rich family wants to fix the road. But the father is against. And young doctor is now blackmailed by insanely in love daughter of the hospital director.
...how the hell do they manage to stuff all that into an hour?? 
 Poorly. 
 Bah, we forgot the back from the dead parent/spouse/ex-lover and the mysterious hot lady that's somebody's sister that was given up for adoption. We're shit at this, maybe someone will give us millions for our ideas!!