And yet...

https://i.poastcdn.org/c7f97a19ed4c5d6694f88884a94730a5fab06ce3a6bf40a190c8fc2b0e2f8907.gif 

 Oh fuck, that means I've got covid! 

Welp. Time to commit sudoku. 

 Theres a number of masktards floating around in my area, but I'd guess its 5-10% vs the 40% toward the end of it being "mandatory".

If they push this wuflu shit even as hard as last time let alone harder I dont think it'll be fought as such, it'll just get a resounding "meh" from most people. And this is coming from someone who has zero faith in people. 

 Thatd have been a good enough draw for me to get over my shame ordering them. 

 I could see college kids playing mtg in an Ihop late at night I guess. Other than that yeah theres no connection.

But them making mtg themed pancakes is super lame, I can't imagine someone ordering them *because* of mtg unless they're full soyjack and have mtg Funko Pops at home. 

 Is that an actual commercial for OoT? The music is from the original Conan movie, fits I guess but weird to hear it. 

 

https://i.poastcdn.org/75227a76ed728ecf82e3fa03f6e1d44ec3523f201ec05606eead6aa4365b9039.jpg 

 Yes. 

 You forgot the part where you end up on another watchlist for visiting. 

 

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 Whenever that phrase comes up you're about to hear some of the stupidest bullshit imaginable. 

 That snatch has gotta smell like double fisherman's wharf between the sluttiness and at least some of those weiners never being washed. 

 Must be nice, I wish everyone assumed I was good at math and knew karate. Instead they assume I don't like black people and don't use spices in my food.

Only one of those things is true, goddammit.

https://i.poastcdn.org/9e72b596dedeec5ecca907ecf32704ec897cd4b285621a310d8009ba315178c9.jpg 

 Friends and family have always seen me as a little nuts for keeping all my old appliances and analog thermostats and stuff going for this exact reason.

Look who's nuts now, niggers. 

 Shit I think I did it wrong.

https://i.poastcdn.org/f988f801cacfc3d40e75f6f4e836af866710c25738a824530a87037e4d7eb3b3.jpg 

 Not a sponsor. 

 Maybe? Except I don't know what the national guard is really supposed to do thats different from the cops. Are they allowed to shoot to prevent niggings?