The idea of a therapist annoys me. "Oh you don't have close friends or family to work through your problems with? Yeah pay a woman way too much money to tell you to be gay"
You can pay way too much money at a bar and talk to a bartender who is paid to pretend to care. At least you leave drunk instead of gay.
You could find a male therapist to ask you how gay are you.
@fishsticks The Romans had temple prostitutes and that sounds way cooler.
Or stalk a celebrity, which is practically free!