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 @a1aa26bb 

That data, just like the Billboard and Spotify charts, can be easily manipulated.

Indeed, a lot of horrible right wing books have made the list with non-digital copies by buying up copies to give away later, etc. 
 @5e7f4176 

Well at least they got the coloring right.

The Orange Turd is close to this degree of fake sun tan, and anyone with half an ounce of intelligence, which obviously excludes anyone who believes anything Trump says without double checking several other sources.

And Jesus, as per real history, appears to be black.

Christ, you’d have to be a massive dipshit to be taken in by this clearly manipulative bullshit art targeted to complete morons. 
 @5e7f4176 

Mr. Wednesday: "You've got your White, Jesuit-style Jesus, your Black African Jesus, your Mexican Jesus, and your swarthy Greek Jesus."
Shadow: "That's a lot of Jesus."
Mr. Wednesday: "Well there's a lot of need for Jesus, so there is a lot of Jesus. And all the Jesus have one thing in common. They all hate Donald Trump.”
Shadow: “As it is written let it be done.” 
 REMINDER PSA:  Americans will have up to 48 hours after the US Government shutdown to vacate coun... 
 @5e7f4176 

Glady… if only… 
 A little advice about social media from someone who has been on social media since it has existed... 
 @d23fc1b0 

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Well, I was told outside that...

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

What?

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT…

OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.

Oh, I see, well, that explains it.

Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.

Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.

Not at all. (Under his breath) Stupid git!!! 
 As we face yet another Govt shutdown I reflect on these absurdities. In the United States:
•1 S... 
 @e4576eea 

“Ask not who the shithole countries are. Ask why your country is a shithole country.” 
 @5e7f4176 

One of these is an Indian nightmare spouting indecipherable nonsense from her beak 24 hours a day with the brain the size of a studded piece of chalk.

The other is a man in a chicken suit. 
 GOP: Reduce the debt!

Repeal Trump $2.1T billionaire tax cuts?
GOP: NO!

End Corp welfare?
GOP: ... 
 @e4576eea 

Goddamn scumbags. 
 @5e7f4176 

To whoever at Tesla control was trying to kill Elon Musk: Don’t give up the dream. Practice makes perfect. 
 @d5d9348a 

BUT do all the guest stars die in the opening credits as in Police Squad? Or do they break into Broadway song and dance like Star Trek Strange New Worlds? I can’t decide which is worse… 
 @872ab8e1 

Stephen Paddock eat your heart out. Someone figured out a way to do more financial damage to MGM Resorts than you did.

MGM should have paid through the nose for that incident. They knew he was a problem gambler with anger issues.

I met him in 2016. He was talking about revenge against the casinos (for perceived cheating) then. 
 Will the signal from the new iPhone interfere with the signal from the new COVID vaccine? 
 @5e7f4176 

Meanwhile, in Florida, where that scumbag asshole Ron DeSantis is recommending against anyone under 65 getting the new Covid vaccine shot:

https://covidactnow.org/?s=47673515 
 @30b6b534 

Weird. I saw a shelf full of overpriced shitty K-Pop albums at Target yesterday with that EXACT logo.

Or maybe it was Satanist pop. Well, yes by default, if nothing else.

All K-Pop is clearly Satan doing his worst. 
 @a1aa26bb 

Meanwhile in Florida where that motherfucking creep Ron DeSantis is a wanna be dictator recommending no one under 65 get the new Covid shot…

https://covidactnow.org/?s=47673515 
 @62a04c04 

Since when are those mother fuckers “pro-baby?”

They’re pro fetus. Those fucking scumbags have zero interest in helping them in any way once they’re born.

George Carlin nailed it. 
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 @3967703f 

Not every scumbag Republican asshole is a white supremecist. At least not yet.