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Missing The Point | 1 years ago (raw) | export | reply | flag 
 REMINDER PSA:  Americans will have up to 48 hours after the US Government shutdown to vacate country.  Please visit www.un.org for new country options.
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Cabbage Merchant | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @5e7f4176 About time. Maybe now I can move to a country that actually cares about it citizens
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6dd2cd12 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @5e7f4176 

Glady… if only…
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213c0c4f | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @5e7f4176 at what point do we enter a de facto Purge?
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f407f146 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @5e7f4176 

When you next open your eyes you are plummeting rapidly through the air, securely belted to your skydiving instructor. The instructor is Kevin McCarthy. “Pull the chute!” you shout. He shakes his head. “SORRY!” he shouts back. “MATT GAETZ WILL GET MAD IF I PULL THE CHUTE, SO INSTEAD I AM GOING TO USE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING!”

“That won’t work!” you yell. The ground is getting closer.

“IT’S THIS OR MY JOB!” he shouts back.

https://wapo.st/3EZ0Zui
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fb0146c9 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @5e7f4176 i'll make my own country with blackjack and hookers