@d23fc1b0 

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Well, I was told outside that...

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

What?

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT…

OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.

Oh, I see, well, that explains it.

Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.

Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.

Not at all. (Under his breath) Stupid git!!!