This April fools joke probably not a bad idea

https://hoaxes.org/af_database/permalink/drunk_driving_on_the_internet 

 Platoon to replace Friedl & McLain. Looks good offensively. Fairchild kind of having nightmare day defensively


https://m.primal.net/Hpsp.jpg 

 Dortmund 2 - Bayern 0

Harry Kane joins team with 11 straight titles and still can’t get one 😬 

 Notable injuries 
CF -TJ Friedl - wrist (may)
2B - Matt McLain - shoulder (unknown)
https://m.primal.net/HpFs.jpg 

 Singapore flagged cargo ship headed to Sri Lanka takes out Baltimore bridge https://news.sky.com/story/bridge-collapses-after-being-hit-by-ship-13101974 

 Bengals offseason moves
OUT:
DJ Reader - DT
Jonah Williams - OT
Irv Smith Jr - TE
Chidobe Awuzie - CB
Joe Mixon - RB
Tyler Boyd - WR

IN:
Sheldon Rankins - DT
Trent Brown - OT
Mike Giseki - TE
Vonn Bell - S
Geno Stone - S
Zack Moss - RB

Very strong moves, looks like big upgrade on paper and now can take best available in draft. 

 On this day 1982 Randy Rhoads dies in plane crash. Ozzy with nice tribute
“One person conditioned to rule and control, the media sells it, and you live the role”

https://youtu.be/FVovq9TGBw0?si=KPRQKtnjSqPhbKLv 

 On this day 44 BC Julius Caesar died. 
“It is not the well-fed long-haired man I fear, but the pale and the hungry looking.”

https://youtu.be/S4cD8eyWpwQ?si=h9J8iLbXZsNm1DFc 

 https://www.theonion.com/kohler-unveils-powerful-new-toilet-capable-of-flushing-1851320344 

 Notable NFL offseason skill position moves
ATL - Kirk Cousins
BAL - Derrick Henry
CAR - Diontae Johnson 
CHI - D’Andre Swift
CIN - Zack Moss
CLE - Jerry Jeudy
GB - Josh Jacobs
HOU- Joe Mixon
JAX - Gabe Davis 
NYG - Devin Singletary
PHI - Saquon Barkley
PIT - Russell Wilson
SEA - Sam Howell
TEN - Tony Pollard, Calvin Ridley
WAS - Austin Ekeler, Zach Ertz