Blaze your glory! because our owner is a 50 year old erratic coke and speed addict babyhitler constantly embarrassing us all
#TruthASloganOrJingle #HashTagGames
@4a888f94 it’s got the reputation of being the calmest police district in the country where young ambitious police don’t want to be placed… which is weird because we’re far from the wealthiest district even in the region
@4a888f94 speaking of notre dame, the last time i was in paris I had to choose between going to shakespeare and company (a venerable bookstore) or go halfway across the seine to the cathedral. My reasoning for my choice was that who knows how long a hundred year old bookstore will be there, and the cathedral has been there since before there was a europe or something.
Oh well. Shakespeare and company is still open for business
It’s tradition to say that the most prevalent police matters in this town are (in order) bicycle thefts, people biking without lights, drunk uni students getting up to stuff, and graffiti teenagers on drugs
Now either we’ve been in the middle of an apocalypse for the last two years, or the police have gotten instructions to run its sirens for literally anything so that the voters get an auditory receipt that they’re actually working
@2a70c54d a guesstimation: the word idiot comes from the ancient greek word for being uninterested in the matter of the (city) state. They have no politics, no thoughts, no ideas. All they have is sports team supporter mindsets and wedge issues in opposition to the other side. Owning the libs is all they strive for. Conditioned through media that woke is peak liberal, so they hate it like they’re dogs salivating when they hear a bell.
The wheel of time (pilot)… oh god, i’m holding tolkien responsible… and whatever soap opera and dungeons and dragons clone that taught the creators of this how to write dialogue and visualize a scene
What do cats mean when they sit themselves down at a safe distance from you and meow their little heads off at you? And then follow you around for a bit, still at a safe distance, and still meowing
Kitteh was a young clean fella without a necklace, but looking well fed and having a thick healthy fur
We need a contemporary Shakespeare to write chronicle plays about the fucked up weirdos in DC
Trump I
Trump II
Eric
The tragedy of Giuliani’s ambition
The madness of Mike Pillow
The pit and Ivanka
The Stepford Kushner
Miller the killer
The desolation of Mitch
Lauren and Marjorie
When I find myself needing to make a decision that will have a real long term impact on me, I like to employ a method I developed that I have named wishful magical thinking avoiding the problem. It may also work for finding positions to take in complicated issues if I’m not too picky. There’s a highly motivational self help book coming out in time for christmas. Be sure to check it out.
#DamnedIfIDoDamedIfIDont
#HashTagGames
If you marry, you will regret it; if you do not marry, you will also regret it; if you marry or do not marry, you will regret both; Laugh at the world’s follies, you will regret it, weep over them, you will also regret that; laugh at the world’s follies or weep over them, you will regret both; whether you laugh at the world’s follies or weep over them, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it, believe her not,
_EVERYTHING_ is more complicated and more unintuitive than you think, and if you run blindly into something that sounds good in principle on a gut feeling you are likely to lose something important or everything
#HashtagGames
#LifeHasTaughtMe
It’s one year and two months until the American election.
Please calm down about telling the world
(the actual entire world of which a massive majority is not able to vote there)
who to vote for.
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