We need a contemporary Shakespeare to write chronicle plays about the fucked up weirdos in DC

Trump I
Trump II
Eric
The tragedy of Giuliani’s ambition
The madness of Mike Pillow
The pit and Ivanka
The Stepford Kushner
Miller the killer
The desolation of Mitch
Lauren and Marjorie 

 @f6300c6e 

I'm not saying they were the modern-day equivalents of the bard but neither Hunter S. Thompson or Kurt Vonnegut are available for the assignment. 😧 

Also in case you want to see these imagined epics made large on the silver screen, Fellini isn't conducting any casting calls.