I had a routine eye check-up today. Apparently, I'm about ten years out from needing cataract surgery, I have mono-vision (which some people would kill for according to my doctor) and most importantly, the ladies in reception learned that it's unwise to let me fill out my own patient information form.  

I tend to follow a "free-form/literal" approach in my answers to the medical and administrative questions. They won't make that mistake again.

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 @4a888f94 I had monovision too (before cataract surgery evened them out), it was kind of great 

 @4a888f94 with astigmatism things look bad at any distance. I think of it as pessivision