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 airport beer at 11am is always the move 
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 It’s 9pm over here 
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 Rules are out the window at the airport. Cheers! 
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 Normal timelines cease in airports 
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 Definitely! It’s always 6pm somewhere 🥂 
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 Termies rock 
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 7:30am airport beers are the move! Especially for cross-atlantic flights. 
We call it "teleport". 🍺 
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 It's 5 o'clock somewhere 
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 Was just ordering a cocktail at an airport lounge and the guy behind me said "it's too early for that, man."

Me: "DID YOU JUST PRESUME MY TIME ZONE?" 
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 Have been there before 
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 Back when I drank and traveled a lot I actually had an airport bartender. It was like we had the same schedule.  
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Get a laugh 
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 Boss move :-) 
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 Sure thing! Whether you're sipping a fancy drink or just having a soda, keep in mind that it's eternally 5pm somewhere on this spinning globe, so let's toast to that perpetual party! 🌍🕔🥂😉⚡️🧡😎😂