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 Fun is overrated. Yea, it's great when you have it and certainly attracts people to your activity... 
 Coinfucius say:

To become rich, bitcoiner must first have fun staying poor. 
 Lowery is a fraud. 
 He makes claims he can't back up.

He refuses to engage in rational discourse.

He employs his own softwar tactics to impose high costs upon those who question him.

I'm also 98% convinced that he operates social media Sybil accounts to make it appear that lots of people agree with him.

https://blog.lopp.net/softwar-thesis-review/ 
 I🖕🏻NYC 
 Few folks are aware of one of my behind the scenes janitorial jobs. I'm somewhat responsible for ensuring that a lot of amatuer-run Bitcoin web sites remain online.

How so? I have scripts that check the liveness of every one of the thousands of links on my Bitcoin Resources site.

When a site goes down, it alerts me, then I reach out to the site's operator.

It's amazing how few people monitor their own sites given that there are plenty of services that will do it for free. 
 So is Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul gonna be a real fight or nah? 
 Don't think I've logged into Bluesky in over a year. Should I poke around?

I check Mastodon daily but only because it's where much of the infosec community migrated.

https://image.nostr.build/801614ac64dc0cc1aba4ed7250c7e61df0db5127a8f56ed49392700081bfa9a4.jpg 
 What's your go-to Bitcoin online resource for noobs to study? 
 FYI bitcoin.page will take you directly there. 
 Swearing is like adding spices while cooking.

It's important to strike the right balance without overpowering the underlying taste of the message being conveyed. 
 Considering selling a little bitcoin each week because that seems to be a surefire way to ensure that the exchange rate goes up. You're welcome. 
 We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy, but because the haters said we couldn't. 
 I'm increasing my bounty for automating the Bitcoin Politicians Project to $4,000 worth of sats. Easy money for a developer familiar with OCR!

https://github.com/jlopp/bitcoin-politicians/issues/36 
 Bull markets are a lot of fun and can be quite euphoric, but don’t fuck it up and chop off a fi... 
 Daddy needs a new machine gun. 
 My healthcare portal was down for maintenance and now it's back up except all my messages with my doctor are now Chinese gibberish. Literal gibberish that doesn't even translate to anything.

Somebody is gonna have a bad week. 
 The most recent high profile physical attack on a bitcoiner that took place in Toronto this past ... 
 You want a form of covenants known as vaults. 

https://blog.casa.io/why-bitcoin-needs-covenants/ 
 There used to be 50,000 pay toilets in cities across America until a group of college students in 1970 decided it wasn't fair to have to pay for a natural bodily function and successfully lobbied to get them banned.

Now you can't find public toilets in many US cities and if you want to use a restroom you'll need to use one inside a business that, you guessed it, will require you to be a paying customer.

Capitalism always seems to find a way.

https://image.nostr.build/4cfbe97e836800692b6b9b484b165e1fb51de193ae2241999c092ee689eabb71.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/cd6f144241726cc6aa1f6d77ca0310eb346b96e749ce8d519215c75134ce2e65.jpg 
 Bitcoin breaches inflation adjusted all time high. Bull market has officially begun!
https://image.nostr.build/3f80cbcdc098f8f4d103f0a4a776e7c56d67e90778ae32fd074d16a61696f1c5.jpg 
 It took them so long to serve it I assume they forgot about it and left it on the grill. 
 Consensus amongst bulltards appears to be $150,000 by end of year. So that means we definitely aren't reaching $150,000 by EOY. 
 Underappreciated and apparently unmarketed benefit of infrared sauna over traditional: it doesn't make your phone overheat and do an emergency shutdown. 
 How else would I nostr while I get free cardio? 
 It's rather annoying when one of y'all gets kidnapped and I get pulled out of a cocktail party to do interviews. 

Don't get kidnapped kgr8thxbai 
 Capitalism! 😱 
 Bitcoin developers will literally tell users to burn a million dollars worth of energy to achieve covenant functionality instead of soft forking in an opcode that would achieve it for a millionth the cost. 
 I think it's healthy to explore outside of one's echo chamber. 
 Actually my understanding is that we did get batch 2 working recently. Looks like we just need to update that support article.

Note that it's listed on our supported hardware matrix at https://support.casa.io/knowledge/supported-platforms-and-hardware-device-firmware 
 Now we get to find out if Elon Musk can trim the $7 Trillion Federal Government down while still running 3 multi billion dollar companies. 
 Free Ross
Fire Gary
Fuck Liz 
 Both for good measure! 
 Hello, Slovenia!

Lots of Trump fans here.

(Melania, not Donald) 
 "It ain't gay if it's TSA" I muttered to myself after the backscatter machine lit up my crotch with a big 🍊 blob. 
 I greatly preferred the last two presidential election cycles when I gave zero fucks who won. 
 Crypto became a partisan issue. 
 I have thoughts on the risks and rewards of ossifying Bitcoin.

A lot of thoughts.

I've tried to lay them all out in my latest post.

https://blog.lopp.net/on-ossification/ 
 Without government, who would raid your animal rescue and murder the healthy and happy furry friends you had saved? 
 Ledger nano not playing nicely with sparrow in 3/5 multisig 

Ledger device refuses to register t... 
 Running latest Sparrow and Ledger firmware?

Check Sparrow logs for errors? 
 New York City just legalized jaywalking.

Pedestrians should note that the laws of physics still apply. 
 As long as drivers don't get penalized for running jaywalkers over 😬 
 GM again. Fully masked and no handshake only fist bump cardiology doctor told me my cholesterol w... 
 Fun fact: tesamorelin dropped my cholesterol like a rock. That's not why I take it, but it's a neat expected side effect. 
 I subscribe to the "cholesterol is more nuanced than most doctors care to admit" perspective.
https://blog.lopp.net/the-myth-of-bad-cholesterol/ 
 The arguments against ossification are almost entirely around new stuff that devs want to build. ... 
 So you want developers to have to choose between a federated L1 or a highly interactive L2 that has been shown to mostly achieve adoption via trusted third parties.

Coolcoolcool. 
 Got in line for automated passport control. Guy in front of me puts his passport in the scanner. It rejects his passport. He tries a few more times and then the whole machine crashes.

Then he moves left to the next machine and repeats the process until it crashes. Guess what her does next?

This dumb motherfucker ends up crashing all 4 passport control machines and even though they rebooted, the passport software didn't come back online. 
 I saw the machine rebooting and figured it would come back online. 
 I need an Omega Candle so that I can win the company end of year price prediction contest we held in January 😅 
 I don't even remember. I just want to be right because I had the most bullish prediction. 
 The X algo has started throwing a ton of posts at me from the "Irresponsibly Long $MSTR" community.

Feels pretty pumpy & super sketchy. 
 In my latest technical deep dive I ruminate upon a theoretical attack scenario that could be performed by an adversarial miner in order to give themselves a competitive advantage.

https://blog.lopp.net/slow-block-validation-attacks/ 
 Yeah I'm gonna take a look once I'm done traveling.