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https://youtu.be/cG_e8k9PILM?si=zrJiriPuLXXyuHSx 
 I'm tired
I'm wasted
I love you my darling 
 2:22 
 https://song.link/s/2pdeNHa1eSCWVrnbPqJEM7 #tunestr

I'm going straight. To. The wild wild west.  
 I accept this win. It wasn't an honor to have gone against such an unworthy opponent. 
nostr:neve... 
 Nigga plz 
 No I'm asking for cereal

More nigga please plz 
 Nigga plz 
 Your reptilian face 
 Support racism vote Rupert (real name Ahmed Abdullah oblong gotta go fast) 
 Only against movie makers that only wear black and white clothes to represent their heritage exte... 
 Based. 
If like to hereby announce I'm dropping acid out of the race and endorsing the race winner. The teacher it whatever you call it
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 ANOTHER UPDATE: 

Bad news frens, gonna have to postpone it til tomorrow! 

day just got busy af ... 
 Lol you better ask people before you assume ass

I work tonight🤷🏽

Tomorrow what time? I have a date 
 I think I can make that

I got a lunch date 
 Oh yeah? 
Then ask nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgswaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmd9uw8zu72 how her job is going as the mastodon border czar 
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 You're not even from Louisiana you fraud

You're from Croatia or whenever the duck Tommy wiseau is from 
 That's what I told her and she was like "I'm from Louisiana" and I was like nu uh listen to your accent nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgswaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmd9uw8zu72 and she's all "I did not salt it I did nahht oh hi enki"  
 Oh so now you're racist?  
 Only because I'm grilling you so hard🤷🏽

Now they're the#1 producer 
 Cajun from the church of science kalifa 
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 11:11 
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 nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgswaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmd9uw8zu72 funded the new crow movie and specifically stipulated that it should be a disgrace to Brandon Lee's memory 
 Sure 
 nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgswaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmd9uw8zu72 liked Rings of Power season 1 
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I don't make the rules except when I do 
 Look how she complains

Dark side of the silver spoon I guess
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 Her have is ugly look at it! Admitted reptilian!  
 Much easier to make than you think

https://song.link/s/5aYrqHtWy7UJljAVq3LFwv #tunestr 
 He's such a politician he has folks thinking that his ideas work when it's just pushing back the ... 
 Look how she complains

Dark side of the silver spoon I guess
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 It's really hard for me not to spam the timeline with weed shots right now. I'll wait until they ... 
 Ok only spam me with them 
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Think about it like talking over a new country. 

I need breakfast. Fly over here. I need you Sanji.  
 Just no ketchup plz 
 Knuck if you buck 
 Wait there's such a thing as 7 AM???  
 Wake me up with kisses or whatever of happening here ishak 
 That's what I thought this just be a dream 
 See what nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgswaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmd9uw8zu72 is doing to us? 

Under my administration all times before noon will be abolished and any clocks that show them will be sentenced to becoming timecode generators for the joe bidens beach library counting down the days til he locks his final ice cream 
 I'm already the president. She is attention a coup. 

In '23 on my anti war campaign and via informing people that the government knows when you masturbate I was elected and only a year in she comes ham handed and pushing an ai agenda 
 It's a top priority. The only times allowed to remain are dinner time and sexy time 
 And whatever time Bruce buffer says it is. I'm ok with that too 
 Time is a made up human concept to make you feel bad about being lazy sometimes specifically invented by the green party and Rupert DAMNIT to deter progress and Ron Paul  
 Kiss me Brazil man 
 See her only platform is "just whatever he doesn't do"  
 Is this all it's going to be if women win the presidency? Do you want cheese with that whine? 

Abolish the 19th amendment 
 Lizzos is even more proof that the world ended in 2012 and the Mandela effect is a symptom is souls merging with another earth in an alternate dimension. 

Says here that the fat lady sang  in 2011 
 Yeah it's not hitting ozempic levels yet trying to figure out what's weighing it down.  
 😱😱😱 and that's when the simulation started 
 🤣🤣🤣🤣 
 Woof 
 Oh bloodhound all day 
 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you had me at Captain America, Moscow mule. 
 PS1 Lara Croft over here 
 Butterfly knives are flamboyant but confident in their sexually.  
 Switchblades are trans 
 Eat a fruit laugh forever killa 
 No u 
 If you can kick so hard you can fly you can probably also make a bomb spinach artichoke dip 
 If you want the real red light district move to Idaho  
 You said it not me. 

Hey everyone! Yeghros a ho 
 🤣🤣🤣🤣 
 Reverse draw 4! 
 GG BALLIN' 
 If someone really thought a porpoise was a unicorn I'm glad he died impaled because that fucker is blind.  
 I'm pretty sure he goes by nardwar the human napkin but Canadian napkins 
 i applaud all frens who post before giving their note a second look 
 I can hit above too🤷🏽

I got titmouses galore 
 Ok wankstain🤷🏽 
 I broke through the condom that's why I didn't join the army🤷🏽I got my battle in early 
 Aww I made a new bestie! 

I loved you in ironfist 
 RustFREE now?? 

Sheeeeeeit you might be on the avengers next homie. I know the wutang clan with soundtrack you 
 We'll cost you in that hydrophobic spray and you'll be fisting wet holes again in no time 🤷🏽 
 Sounds like a move I'm interested in 
 Well then towel yourself off have a fag and come back for round 2 
 🫂