Oddbean new post about login | logout See what nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgswaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmd9uw8zu72 is doing to us? Under my administration all times before noon will be abolished and any clocks that show them will be sentenced to becoming timecode generators for the joe bidens beach library counting down the days til he locks his final ice cream
Well shit, I was gonna write her in, but now I'm conflicted because abolishing all times before noon sounds fucking amazing.
But wouldn't that just make noon the new early morning and you would hate it just as much?
Abolish all time.
He's such a politician he has folks thinking that his ideas work when it's just pushing back the early.
Look how she complains Dark side of the silver spoon I guess nostr:nevent1qqsp8urnjsztzrcd7zx9luk47aq03g2z3ew5w2uy4aw97jmt5skvfvcprpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuendwsh8w6t69e3xj730qgspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5crqsqqqqqpkveaj6
Such a weak opponent that he has to stoop to personal attacks. nostr:nevent1qqsdsummaywa09kvczxs6j3j7kqugpzfzat072e652dnsd4rtqgurdcprdmhxue69uhksetwdphh2um99eek7cmfv9kz7un9d3shjq3q7ranr5vpp20etheaz78u6e72pvyc0xk3r6rgnetfvtxc88acat2qxpqqqqqqzlyet8z
I'm already the president. She is attention a coup. In '23 on my anti war campaign and via informing people that the government knows when you masturbate I was elected and only a year in she comes ham handed and pushing an ai agenda
Wait, sir, you're saying time has already been abolished and waking up early is a stubborn Hanger on of a previous epoch. Back to bed then!
See? He's "already President" but hasn't kept his promises.