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 Unfortunately, yes. 
 See what nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgswaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmd9uw8zu72 is doing to us? 

Under my administration all times before noon will be abolished and any clocks that show them will be sentenced to becoming timecode generators for the joe bidens beach library counting down the days til he locks his final ice cream 
 Well shit, I was gonna write her in, but now I'm conflicted because abolishing all times before noon sounds fucking amazing. 
 But wouldn't that just make noon the new early morning and you would hate it just as much? 
 Abolish all time. 
 It's a top priority. The only times allowed to remain are dinner time and sexy time 
 And whatever time Bruce buffer says it is. I'm ok with that too 
 He's such a politician he has folks thinking that his ideas work when it's just pushing back the early.  
 Look how she complains

Dark side of the silver spoon I guess
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 Such a weak opponent that he has to stoop to personal attacks. 


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 Her have is ugly look at it! Admitted reptilian!  
 I'm already the president. She is attention a coup. 

In '23 on my anti war campaign and via informing people that the government knows when you masturbate I was elected and only a year in she comes ham handed and pushing an ai agenda 
 Wait, sir, you're saying time has already been abolished and waking up early is a stubborn Hanger on of a previous epoch. Back to bed then!  
 Time is a made up human concept to make you feel bad about being lazy sometimes specifically invented by the green party and Rupert DAMNIT to deter progress and Ron Paul  
 See? He's "already President" but hasn't kept his promises.  
 So far the only politician I believe is Odin. He said he would get rid of the ice giants and I don't see any ice giants. 
 See her only platform is "just whatever he doesn't do"  
 Is this all it's going to be if women win the presidency? Do you want cheese with that whine? 

Abolish the 19th amendment