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 GM Nostr! 🔥 
 GM, Jeff🫡☕️🪖 
 GN, rebel! 😂🫂💤 
 My first dive into LN and BTC, almost burnt me to crisps 😂😂😂 nostr:note1s9l52z6er5yn5j36f8kcmm7u908jz0c3rsa6z27j05cmt0zfqsaqyyr82d 
 Gm. 

The front pages of UK newspapers don’t show bitcoin at all 

Jesus 
 England is stuck in the old silver sterling’s times 😂😂😂 
 Mayhaps, not. nostr:note1wsjhx9lflql7t2n8ppvhhtsf6zkjw5vfl53jvykktjxu7w4jpcks2t8hen 
 Damn! You are still zapping like the old days! Thank you! 😂🫂🫂🫂🙏🏻 
 Just chill and enjoy the drink, bear 😂😂😂🫂 
 I’m going to sleep like a baby tonight knowing that tomorrow I’ll wake up to $58k #bitcoin

G... 
 New @YakiHonne build is out and all my complaints were fixed! This is so exciting! 🤯🥳🙏🏻(and I was hoping on focusing🤣)
 https://i.nostr.build/rxvoFBT9Sb2woZnf.gif 
 @Sedd it eats through the battery like crazy. Better do some power usage profiling on a fairly busy thread 🫡 
 Smooth as butter, good looks, many features. Eats battery like crazy now 😂 
 Besides the battery, I love the new look and experience. Maybe a little more work on notifications (allow adjustments of the font size) but it is shaping up great! We also need to talk about video optimization, NB (we) want to transcode into VBR and share m3u8 links so clients can optimize their experience. We will likely want to redirect requests once transcoding is done or something like that. Probably redirect to original while we transcoding, and then serve HLS stream! 🫂🫡 
 If you do not mind, we better talk offline about it. I am still working through the details, but will update with more info soon 
 With your spending habits, it’s hard to watch 🤣😂🤣🫂(don’t zap) 
 Time to be productive! 🫡⛏️⛏️⛏️🪖🪖🪖 
 Nope! Was good this time 😂🤣 
 @Marie STAHP! Indiscriminately zapping all the notes with 111s 🤣😂🤣⚡️⚡️⚡️ https://i.nostr.build/wefJdOtCfimF8vXE.gif  
 Still can’t zap you! 🤔🤔🤔 
 Not working in reverse for some reason 🤔😭 https://i.nostr.build/50cLQuHfWcpRTDTQ.jpg  
 Ok, I see what is going on, the zaps do go through, they just not sending nip57 note to confirm them. @REDKAZ you have zaps implemented on your wallet? 
 You are not sending nip57 to the relays or at all. Maybe sender’s and receiver’s relays should be covered. I think that the request to fetch invoice comes with the list from the sender. Zaps did go through if I look at the node logs, but did not register on Nostr 🫡🫂 
 If nostr:nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl9yqqrqppamhxue69uhk2tnwdaejumr... 
 You can ask, but you will not receive! I hope you are keeping the 0.25M in your son’s savings stack safe! 🤣😂🫂 
 Well, you did the right thing as a human, but keeping them would have been not wrong either! 😂🫂🫡 
 88.8k gang! Here is our logo! 🤣😂🤣
(It’s a picture, so don’t try to click it)
https://i.nostr.build/zMUnVI9ifKmqcVz5.png 
 It’s the artifact from the past! Took me time to find it for the occasion 🤣😂🤣 
 Whur my 88.888K gang at!? nostr:note1vrl96aa4l7e353wcy99ck5c3d7huq4syll08rje0ypz55hvxands39f283 
 🤣😂🤣😭🍼 
 Mission accomplished, this is where it should stay forever. 🤣
https://i.nostr.build/oRtcKcWlbqXGLpb1.png 
 😂🤣😂 
 The more 8s the better! As long as we jump to next digit in days 😂🤣😂 
 I once used it for a zapathon, 888, 8888, 88888 🤣😂🤣🔥🤯 
 where does it go? i've experienced this
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpra3gz6w3h00jl8yhqsay3e83gdyx5ek... 
 It goes nowhere, transaction fails 
 Yes, once it times out which can be weeks if it caused FC on some channel or hanged on a dead node 
 Were you orange-pilled on #Bitcoin AFTER joining Nostr?

I know nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a... 
 Yes! I was asked to give an invoice for 1K sats by a stranger. And that’s when I had to learn of WoS, Lightning and Bitcoin. Never even thought of it before that. 😂 
 I already went through 2 nodes, and now on my third lightning node, as well as full bitcoin core nodes (x3) . The rabbit hole was deep 😂😂😂 
 Sending zaps via LN is like a little gamble, you never know if it will go through. LN is waaaaay early in its baby days. 😂🤣🍼🐣 
 Stay humble already, before you lose your wife’s (and get a new girlfriend that doesn’t even like you) 😂🤣😂🫂 nostr:note1ygyvxcqppmqphqxrlm59erjxzq5atezwctsjwz796wcml9thg4fqqllkz9 
 *wives (fucking autocorrect)😂😭 
 DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!

nostr:note1444kk8s92ufkar7crl9s7d699hvq6jgjh60wr639avnlt37vydhqfkajgm 
 Have a candy, grandpa! We are good! It was fun! We enjoyed it! Now, back to sleep and shitposting 😂🤣😂🫂☢️⚡️ 
 Zaps were fun while they lasted, I guess we will not have zapwars as we used to! It was fun and made a lot of good memories! 🫡⚡️😂☢️ 
 lol! Thanks! The wars were real fuckery at the time, ask @jpfrogmd  the degenerate 😂🤣😂☢️⚡️🔥 
 🤔🤔🤔 did you zap and nothing went through? 😂🤣😂 self-custody is fun 
 I specifically didn’t mention @Marie to not awaken her wrath, but it seems that she somehow sensed it! Ffs 🤦🏼‍♂️😂😭 
 Yep, weeks now, perhaps months and years later 🤣😂🤣 
 Self custody and all that jazz, not sure since I am on Alby Hub 
 That’s the fucked up part, I have all the good inbound channels and still sucks ass. I guess lightning never getting better 😭😭😭 
 lol! We did toss a few mills at each other 😂😂😂 
 Primal? Maybe get on a getAlby bandwagon? 😂🤣 
 Price action usually has negative impact on zaps, judging by the history 😂🫂🫡⚡️ 
 As the note says, nothing to see or show here, move along 🤣😂🤣🫂 
 HFSP TO ALL THE DONUTS WHO LEFT NOSTR BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T INTERESTED IN BITCOIN  
 Left nostr long ago, still not here! 😂🤣 
 Dear people I've zapped, any chance I could get that back? 
 You haz no zap button, hard to do without that 😂😂😂 
 I can’t zap you still, though the button is back 🤔 
 I swapped to a Yakihonne lightning address... anyone running noStrudel and see the zap icon as ac... 
 Can see it, can try to zap it, but no zaps are going through 🫡 
 Probably old address, since it is not showing 🫡 
 Yes, that’s the same for me when I try to zap you 🤔
@YakiHonne @REDKAZ 
 The wallet seems to be linked, it just not going through, guessing LN issues 
 Me trying to squeeze in a note between price action talks 😂😂😂🤣 https://i.nostr.build/XkDp2FKmZrAeWOEc.gif  
 GM🫡☕️ 
 GM🫡☕️ 
 GM🫡☕️, Brian! 
 GN/M? 🤣😂🫂💤☕️ 
 What have you done to this dog, #nostr ? What rabbit hole of #bitcoin have you sent me to🐶🐾🤯🐇🕳️⁉️

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_6f3c18f66bffbe350e3972a63d68f10be196285e689a303420914739069588eb.png 
 Yes, but I would caution against running your node on a shitty hardware with no UPS. You MUST have mirrored drives with sufficient capacity and of a very high quality. Many lost millions of sats by going cheap on LN hardware 
 bitcoin.conf? 
 Uninterruptible Power Supply, the thing that filters the power to your server and has batteries to allow graceful shutdown if there is a blackout