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 This “cylce” is looking more & more like 2017. 
That was a fun one. This will be as well.  
March/April/May were very volatile in 2017. 
Really fun volatility. 🎢🚀🧮
Strap in. IMHO. 

Disclaimer: I know nothing.  Yet this is financial advice.  Strap in.  Buy the dip. 
 Someone buying their dream boat but not understanding or respecting the ocean and then dying in a boating accident is funny to me.  

Their dream of becoming a boat owner & finally making it flashes before their eyes as they gasp for breath & realize they’ll soon be eaten by fish & sharks.  While I giggle a little. 

GN all.  Sweet dreams. 
 Still laughing. 😂 
 Killer whales are dolphins. 

Who the fuck named them that?  I don’t understand. 
 Yes 
 I’ve always said I really enjoy two things more than I should. 
Irony & hypocrisy. 
When you see both clearly they are just beautiful to witness. 
 I’d rather they attach the bomb to some dumb military person than an animal. 
Start with Jason Lowery as a test subject. 
 BTC 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱 
 Yessssssss it is. 
$70K is the new $30K. Nobody cares. That’s so good. 
 Different types of snakes there. Human. 
 👊 
 Now that’s a fuckin meme. Funny as hell. 
 Celts are 🔥🔥🔥 
 🧮math checks out. 
 Sagan was full of shit. A good salesman. Actually a bad one because great salespeople don’t lie or deceive. 
Sweet dreams prince. 
 End of Qtr & beginning of Qtr shenanigans & lettuce hands in general holding the beast back. 

That ends soon. Like maybe tomorrow soon. Balls are lightly tingling. Lightly. I’m aware of them. 
 A guy slew footed me in hockey years ago.  Roofer that did shitty work on my brothers roof. 
Not a bad guy. Had a head injury in HS that’s made him a bit regarded at times. 

I say this because to this day I can predict the rain with my right knee. 
 Fuckin hilarious.  😂 
Accurate too. 
The Frankenstein memes are gloriously good. Just perfection. 
 In case you missed it, Kennedy said he'd not only pardon Snowden and Assange on day one, but then... 
 He’s lying. 🤥 
 Without any prior exposure my 20 month old son was an instant fan of Michael Jackson 😆 
 Because Michaels awesome & apparently so is your son. 👊🔥 
 The internet was never safe and will never be.  Safety in its realm is an illusion.  

C’mon, d... 
 Moar. Moar. Moar. 

Speech scary. Moar moderate. Moar quit.  Moar cry. 
 Mom jokes are acceptable. I just sent this note to the Nostr board of directors. nostr:note19sf222z6pwzm25xu94sjsul0nthxkz40ydn79xehqk9z7wcwq5jqn307xr 
 None of you here deserve a BTC $200K price. None.  

Except me.  Be better Nostr. Get your fuckin act together.  BTC is watching. 
 Narrow doors. Narrow. 
 🎯 
 I just need more coffee and weed

#overheardincornychat

people will judge me for this post 
 Guys. A chick ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

Get her. 
 Wait. Forget it.  
She has a sense of humor. 
Move on. 
 Cuntiest thing you could say.  Take it back. 
 Interesting use of the word cave. Like a batcave maybe?  I ain’t caving.  Both can be pole smokers but Superman could still break off Batman’s head and use it to blow himself. That’s a fact. nostr:note1sfmupwnu029ahdar64d879uzln2pj8rpezvly9plhdf9qnr6l4vst6s8ln 
 @node is good but he has already admitted failure.  He fought & lost. Like Batman does. 
 🧐🧐🧐🧐 
 🧐🤔🧐🧐🧐🤔 
 Ve not we. 
 👊👊
Keep punchin.  Keep punchin. 
 🤔👀🧐👀 
 Lots of real deep arguments & battles about who is better & tougher but……………………. https://image.nostr.build/591809f26f90ebcc6e528caf9493110732e7cda7a0e60e9a62e6c42baef81ef1.jpg  
 Lots of microplastics. Years of feminization through their wardrobes. Makes scientific sense. 
 Tuck & roll. They’re chicks. 
 My 8th grade science teacher taught me the most important lesson I've ever learned: If you're doi... 
 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmonsters? 
 Exactly.  Everyone’s got their knickers in a bunch. 
Chill out people. 
 I’ve met my share. 

I’m a monsta slayer though. It’s on my resume. 
 It’s afraid. 
 He’s the best character by far. 
 Search Canada documentary. Yes. A show. 
 Vanilla Ice. 
 👀 
 A simple man. A simply regarded man. 
 Related to Richard ? 
 True Patriot Love. 
 Yes he did. 
 👊 
 I think it’s easy to say just mute the person. But if you don’t have the lived experience of ... 
 ☝️this. 
 I wish you well. And now to find that button. 
Ahhhhh. Here it is. https://image.nostr.build/be3b45c111bb33770cb8f95cd4b5e083fe8d0b2cce47c620d4f4da741e2656e4.jpg