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sms | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Lost my btc on my new boat in the ocean…

Will be eaten by whales 🥲
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nobody | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +10 
 Killer whales are dolphins. 

Who the fuck named them that?  I don’t understand.
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sms | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +8 
 Apparently some pods are learning how to capsize yachts in order to eat the rich. 

Sign our petition to give killer whales a more accurate name: based dolphins
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YunusAtSea⚡️🌊 | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Do you think we can train them to fetch all those hardware wallets lost in boating accidents?
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nobody | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Yes
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WiseRauru | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 AFAIK orcas and dolphins get (military) training for attacking enemies. It goes that far that they will attach bombs to some of the dolphin and let it get to the desired object.
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nobody | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 I’d rather they attach the bomb to some dumb military person than an animal. 
Start with Jason Lowery as a test subject.
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MarsIronPI | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Who gets the coins in them?
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Ploughboy | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Adam.
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Thursday🍀5∞ | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Greenland / Iceland kind of inside joke.
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mere-mortal | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 thank you for sending me to wikipedia...
Delphinidae, I wouldn't have bet

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8x8j25eT_nLChcJaaQ2e8eSp6hRbegeab2tGVpC_owQ&s
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MarsIronPI | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 IDK.  It's dumb.