Someone buying their dream boat but not understanding or respecting the ocean and then dying in a boating accident is funny to me.
Their dream of becoming a boat owner & finally making it flashes before their eyes as they gasp for breath & realize they’ll soon be eaten by fish & sharks. While I giggle a little.
GN all. Sweet dreams.
Lost my btc on my new boat in the ocean…
Will be eaten by whales 🥲
Killer whales are dolphins.
Who the fuck named them that? I don’t understand.
Apparently some pods are learning how to capsize yachts in order to eat the rich.
Sign our petition to give killer whales a more accurate name: based dolphins
Do you think we can train them to fetch all those hardware wallets lost in boating accidents?
AFAIK orcas and dolphins get (military) training for attacking enemies. It goes that far that they will attach bombs to some of the dolphin and let it get to the desired object.
I’d rather they attach the bomb to some dumb military person than an animal.
Start with Jason Lowery as a test subject.
Who gets the coins in them?
Greenland / Iceland kind of inside joke.
Life is ironic lol
I’ve always said I really enjoy two things more than I should.
Irony & hypocrisy.
When you see both clearly they are just beautiful to witness.
Hey, this thought haunts me - I've already lost one yacht and nearly lost the second one twice thanks to storms 😄
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