If you are on Poast, you should be aware that your admin is preventing you from seeing my account on Nostr. Poast is blocking the bridge. So if you don't see me around, that might be why.

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 So guys I've been posting only on Nostr for a few months now. I'm basically done with the Fediverse. I built new software and been enjoying the new world. But they don't want me to leave quietly. They want me to go out with a bang. Alright.

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 This #FediForum guy doesn't want me to be in a Matrix chatroom where I posted maybe 4 messages six months ago because it makes people uncomfortable that I am visible in the members list. @6ff65c2f

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 Follow my new account: @Alex Gleason 🐍 

 gleasonator.dev

trending posts/accounts/hashtags
emoji reactions
quote posts
zaps
user freedom

This is basically superior to Pleroma already. 

 Follow my secret Nostr account: @Alex Gleason 🐍 

 gleasonator.dev is shaping up.

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 Had a dream I ate a piece of steak at a venue. I literally couldn't stop myself. Then I saw the entire carcass fit on my plate. Then some guy got up and started shouting, "it's veal! these are baby cows! This is highly unethical!" And I started shouting back, "what is the difference between a baby cow and an adult cow?! Huh?! Huh?!" 

 Support for #Blossom in Nostrify: https://nostrify.dev/upload/blossom 

 My nostr.build uploader test actually uploads the file to nostr.build 😂

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 >Can't tell what's real anymore.
>Journos have to do real work.

Thanks AI. 

 Nostrify's Nostr Connect Signer (NIP-46) now supports NIP-44 encryption: https://nostrify.dev/sign/connect#encryption 

 

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 Pronoun Boy

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 Nostrify Full-Text-Search for Postgres and SQLite just dropped: https://nostrify.dev/store/sql#full-text-search 

 

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 I miss the city.

https://media.gleasonator.com/596ba8ca2dbc589b9f7de33169f7f2d69bc46b95477170d0a5462da10352a89a.mp4 

 Dude. Your WordPress blog should be a static site. https://news.itsfoss.com/mastodon-link-problem/ 

 IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S HAPPENING!!! 🚨 🚨 🚨

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 Telegram: banned me

Matrix: followed me on Twitter

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 I only post on Twitter to publicly shame brands.

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 I just got banned from Telegram.

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 Knuckles is like the Kendrick Lamar of Sonic. 

 RFK with a brain worm is still better than Trump and Biden combined. 

 As a vegan, I cannot believe I agree with this woman who shot her dog.

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 All Brazilians have an American first name and a Mexican last name. 

 Mushroom is the most powerful nation on Earth. Even more powerful than Russia. 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1kGMxHWbFE 

 Guys, the Google Drive Relay is real.

https://nosdrive.app/

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 Build step? Who needs a build step?

https://media.gleasonator.com/d54fb03f28b66ffe0ae7d84f955393871f9d5081f13e7b97ecbcdde1403dd22c.png 

 Google Drive Relay

https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/nosdrive

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 Google Drive Relay 👀

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 Kim jong un trump mcdonalds 

 Groundbreaking.

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 Browsing the Bitcoin hashtag in #Ditto (WIP)

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 Got #Ditto up and running with Postgres this weekend. 👀

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 Deno.KV storage just dropped in #Nostrify thanks to work by xyzshantaram 👀

https://nostrify.dev/store/deno-kv 

 How can we know the exact second a solar eclipse is going to happen from anywhere in the world but only have a "rough estimate" for the Bitcoin Halving? 

 Yeah I'm a vegan with hardcore achievements in Super Meat Boy. We exist.

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 Based.

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 It took me so long to realize what the phrase "to have your cake and eat it too" means. Because the idea of having a cake and then eating it is not a luxury. 

 Here is a key point I want people to know about Nostrify.

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 People of Nostr,

I have created a bad ass new Nostr library in TypeScript. It's built around carefully designed interfaces so the parts can be swapped in and out. It's documented extensively.

Check it out here! https://nostrify.dev/ 

 I have so many ideas that I can't possibly do them all. But I'm trying very hard. If you're a coder looking for work, drop me a link to your personal website or projects. 

 Nostr database benchmark SQLite vs Postgres.

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 This is wild. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40028338

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 Every few years when I hear this song it brings a tear to my eye. 🥲 

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F9ohCKS_LUM 

 I'm having a problem with 10 minute long SQLite queries after rebooting the operating system, but then it gets fast after everything is loaded the first time. Rebooting the application is also fine, just not the OS. 

 Working on something cool...

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 https://finance.yahoo.com/news/former-truth-social-executive-launch-090000339.html 

 Wrote a script to migrate ActivityPub follows to Nostr. Now just needs a web UI.

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 Who sees this and is like "yeah... that's so me"?

https://media.gleasonator.com/19d08b4b1f0b0aeb994fb2fa7e1621aa7b3f33a74d4ea983d75c2fb59acefbfc.jpg 

 Probably the most insane thing I've ever seen.

https://media.gleasonator.com/f485255c9463877ab8e4b3fb0e4406843de718574381164cb6db8cb3a46c6a3f.jpg 

 It's habbening...

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 Watching the eclipse with a bunch of Mastodon users. 

 Everyone on Mastodon is talking about the eclipse. People on Pleroma don't care. Is that who I'm going to have to deal with if I go outside tomorrow? Mastodon users? 

 https://docs.soapbox.pub/ditto/nsec/ 

 ???

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 Unprecedented 1.4 MINUTE SQL query.

https://media.gleasonator.com/eab9eba09cefe5f49ab412fedb1f8430cb36bf259dd41528922a712469e30e26.png 

 I'm at the point in my path where this is everything. You have to create the solutions.

https://media.gleasonator.com/da80d24619895ea8c935069b237975fa4bb4bbf9852b0f2449c2ca04c8866066.png 

 This is epic...

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