The thing I want people to see most is that people can back up their events on their computer without needing to self-host a relay. 

 standard format blob file encrypred on local computer would suit me fine
 

 Exactly. I wouldn’t cheer anything that connects to the big corporate applications that collect a lot of your data. 

 Let’s celebrate the new Gmail. Soon we can block the mail port on routers and say only big corps can run relay because of relay abuse. #nostr is designed to fail 

 buy cheap used chromebook. 50 bucks and you can make several accounts that use device for 2fa and google trusts as base identity. Use it when you have to verify the things and otherwise leave it turned off.