Why not both? 

 Bastard! You two are trying to kill me I swear!!! 

 killing you?

I'm doing pushups with gymnastic rings 

 Challenge accepted. If I start posting swear words at you from tomorrow it's not because I'm a sexist/racist/etc but because my legs are killing me from squats.... lol😂😂😂😂😂 

 Is this even real? The authors name is "Dick Cuckerson" lol seems like pretty high level satire 

 Yeah that's Walker. 

 Sorry, I was referring to the author of the NYT article 😅 should have been more specific. I fully trust Walker is the Nostr account that is sharing this screenshot 

 Lol. Walker shouldn't change the name like that dude. I thought it was The Onion after seeing the name.  

 No no no, I mean author of the NYT article that Walker shared. I have full faith that the Nostr post is Walker lol sorry should have been more specific 

 #EveryDayIsLegDay 

 deadlifts 😮‍💨 

 Dick Cuckerson McSalty 

 Master Dick Cuckerson Chocolate McSalty-Balls  

  @walker when do we see blue check Cuckerson on nostr?? 

 Leg day! I hate so much that it must be good. 

 One Punch Man knows what's up.

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 😂 💯 

 The quotes are the best. 

 I warm up with body squats every day 🤙 

 Idk, That sounds pretty psychopathicly extremist. 

 Haha, nice one Mr Cuckerson 😂 

 I will eat steak, I will train, I will stack bitcoin. Just try to stop me. 

 Oh lyn, this is a parody article from a mr. Dick Cuckerson xD. I overreacted. Our world is so fucked if this seems like a plausible article. 

 I'd like to keep the pants I have, thanks.  

 12 squats and I die 

 hahahahahahaha 

 Daily EMOM warm up. 10 hop squats + 10 push ups X 10 

 thankyou. that gave me such jolly mirth 

 interesting that labelling people as extremists has become such an easy fall-back 

 The Greenpeace skull is waiting for its new partner in crime to show up 

 We should take this joke and “run with it” I see a national movement inspired by a joke….appropriate to this space  

 Will 🍑 for ⚡️ 

 Well, we are already inmune to these headlines already… seen so manu through the years that it has become a funny tradition. 

 100 burpees is the true cheat code. 

 I also think like this 🫡 

 Has no one noticed that the journalist's name is Dick Cuckerson? If this is not a troll, then what, praytell, is?! 

 Lunges 

 Turkish half get up 

 never....skip....leg...day 

 the real cheat code is 100 hugs a day 🫂  

 TRUTH 

 💪 

 100% Burpees 💪 

 Dick Cuck?
Self explanatory  

 LOL. This has GOT to be fake. Just look at that dude's name and photo 

 Even better full burpees (with a push-up and a jump). 

 ole dick cuckerson at it again 

 Thanks but I'll stick with full body workouts. 

 I missed a day on Thursday. I was a little sick. Burning indigestion. I haven't had the flu since covid, btw--just acid frying the nerves in my brain stem and a little chest congestion. Anyway, I did 250 the next day, which is Friday. that's the rule: miss a day, do the 100 make-ups + 50 more. I did the corresponding squats and lateral pulls, because I think about how my skeleton and muscles function.  

THAT'S THE CHEAT CODE: THINK ABOUT SKELETONS

https://image.nostr.build/1c66a0c935c239846bb746b0274ca51302675daad9aad401a154dd6c25478f51.png 

 I cannot do 100 push-ups in a day 

 Por que no los dos? 

 🤝 

 Doing at least 30 flights of stairs a day carrying a 40lb bag of books might be god mode. 

 Student life. No need for gymn pass is the upside. 

 LFG 🍑🥵 

 I’m doing this. 

 Both
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