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 Meanwhile in Oz, even the snakes take a massive dump 💩💩😳
Ewwww 🤢
#snakestr
#shitstr https://i.nostr.build/q6rYZ.jpg  
 That's like as far as him 😂 
 *Fat 
 Well he has been eating a lot 😳 
 You haven't lost any small pets lately?  
 Luckily this isn’t my house! 
 Cute 
 What? Surely you’ve got something better than that 😂 
 Still cute? https://image.nostr.build/98c38b7d771c1466090bc565d5fb3be87cc131354b402bd5b37f268abe0b6754.jpg 
 Yeah there’s plenty of JP’s relatives in there 😂 
 😢 
 Thats aweful maam 
 🤣 
 WTF 😆 
 I know gross 🤢 
 Run 🏃‍♀️ 💨 
 Burn the whole place down! 
 Homie needs more fiber for sure 
 Absolutely 
 Yikes! 
 This scares me 😬😬 
 Damnit, Marie! I can’t unsee that. 
 That’s what you literally call a ‘turd’ 💩😜 
 Omg - I found a 2.5m snake skin hanging off our deck with a huge freaking snake turd.

It took a dump halfway through the shedding.

There are no coincidences 🤔

Cigarette Lighter for scale - the tip of the tail fell off as I took it down.
 https://image.nostr.build/b62683b0c37ebbc63e63649bc3b211b3d226ab3afd26422baf47b85568429ba4.jpg

 https://image.nostr.build/5724a8539d4ba35ed56b3e71bad7bb0f5f5c9ce68073d3b6b0827df2b1db6963.jpg 
 Burn the house down, it’s the only way to be safe 
 Pretty sure it lives in the roof cavity through winter.

Good for keeping the rats at bay. 
 I’d be packing and moving! 
 Been in the place a decade now & I've never even seen the snake.

Each year we find it's skin as the cooler weather comes in.

I'll always take a python over a brown snake. 
 Nope, no and hell no! Brown, python, green or any other colour! 😬 
 Buderim is the snake capital of the sunny coast.

Never live in Buderim 😆 
 Thank goodness I don’t!
Noosa is better! 
 😳 
 Lips that grip  
 😬 
 🤢 
 Holy shit 💩 carpet python? 
 Honestly not that I’ve seen any snake do a shit but this is major 😳 
 mega turd 😱 
 Ewww 😅🐍🤦‍♂️ 
 I had to really look at this for a while as I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! 
 Maybe it is photoshoped 😂😂😂 
 That’s not going to sit well with my morning coffee Marie.

Good morning!
☕️🌞 
 Did it ruin your morning coffee 😂 
 😳 
 That’s a big one 
 💩😂 
 No fucking way. Never seen a snake shit. And definitely didn’t think this was what it looked like. Holy shit. 
 😳 
 think that's bad. wait 'till you get hit by a Drop Bear! 
 😳