Meanwhile in Oz, even the snakes take a massive dump 💩💩😳
Ewwww 🤢
#snakestr
#shitstr https://i.nostr.build/q6rYZ.jpg


That's like as far as him 😂


*Fat


Cute


Well he has been eating a lot 😳


What? Surely you’ve got something better than that 😂


Still cute? https://image.nostr.build/98c38b7d771c1466090bc565d5fb3be87cc131354b402bd5b37f268abe0b6754.jpg


WTF 😆


Run 🏃♀ 💨


Yeah there’s plenty of JP’s relatives in there 😂


I know gross 🤢


Burn the whole place down!


Homie needs more fiber for sure


Thats aweful maam


Yikes!


This scares me 😬😬


Damnit, Marie! I can’t unsee that.


Omg - I found a 2.5m snake skin hanging off our deck with a huge freaking snake turd.

It took a dump halfway through the shedding.

There are no coincidences 🤔

Cigarette Lighter for scale - the tip of the tail fell off as I took it down.
 https://image.nostr.build/b62683b0c37ebbc63e63649bc3b211b3d226ab3afd26422baf47b85568429ba4.jpg

 https://image.nostr.build/5724a8539d4ba35ed56b3e71bad7bb0f5f5c9ce68073d3b6b0827df2b1db6963.jpg


Burn the house down, it’s the only way to be safe


Absolutely


That’s what you literally call a ‘turd’ 💩😜


Lips that grip


Pretty sure it lives in the roof cavity through winter.

Good for keeping the rats at bay.


You haven't lost any small pets lately?


Holy shit 💩 carpet python?


Ewww 😅🐍🤦♂


:shakingeyes:


That’s not going to sit well with my morning coffee Marie.

Good morning!
☕🌞


I’d be packing and moving!


Luckily this isn’t my house!


Honestly not that I’ve seen any snake do a shit but this is major 😳


I had to really look at this for a while as I couldn’t believe what I was seeing!


Did it ruin your morning coffee 😂


mega turd 😱


Been in the place a decade now & I've never even seen the snake.

Each year we find it's skin as the cooler weather comes in.

I'll always take a python over a brown snake.


Nope, no and hell no! Brown, python, green or any other colour! 😬


Maybe it is photoshoped 😂😂😂


Buderim is the snake capital of the sunny coast.

Never live in Buderim 😆


Thank goodness I don’t!
Noosa is better!


That’s a big one


No fucking way. Never seen a snake shit. And definitely didn’t think this was what it looked like. Holy shit.


think that's bad. wait 'till you get hit by a Drop Bear!