This is a serious accusation! 
I might have a pepe dick pic or 2 somewhere in my downloads folder, nothing out of the ordinary 😌
You were the one posting that humongous green pickle so quickly  

 ‘Green pickle’…. 👀

Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200btc 😭 that is absolutely criminal 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🫂 

 😂😂😂😂😂 reminds me of this one 😂😂
Off you go 👋👋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ https://image.nostr.build/983754b8aa47b7e6a9011a0f7445cf8f480d8fea54151c23e742161f85504288.jpg 

 😂🤣😂😭

Why am I always the one banished to horny jail? 😭

@dimi can you believe this? 😂🫂 

 @Eshara , permanent resident of horny jail max security 😂 

  https://i.nostr.build/7GG4D.jpg  

 Heard they're saving a room for you @Marie 😂 

 😳
I’m only silly when @Derek Ross gets involved 😂 

 I wasn’t ready for this thread 

 No one ever is 😂 

 This is 🍆🧈 all over again. 🤣🤣 

 @nobody is the best! 

 Max security 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 oh behave 🫂🤣 I demand a hearing 👩‍⚖️ 

 🥒 

 It’s always chopped 🥹😭😂🤣 

 I’m just seeing this on iPhone it’s chopped. On android is an unchopped pickle 

 I thought it was cucumber 🤣😂🤣😭 

 This is so much funnier 🤣 shame you didn't see it this way https://image.nostr.build/bb88f9986a1dc3afd504ca117102a208cd3f2845e98a9b42ac38480e2cf5b468.jpg 

 I can’t believe you call it a pickle 😭😂🙈 at least call it a dong dong or something more respectable 😂🤣😂🤣🫂 

 But the emoji is an actual pickle 😂🤣🤣🤣
I mean the thing you posted looks like a pickle also c'mon 🤣🤣 

 🧪👈 this would be better 😭 

 This convo degraded so quickly 😅 

 What’s wrong with a vial of green stuffs 🥹 

 I meant ding dong* 👆but autocorrect sucks 🤣😂🫂 

 I see it chopped as well??
I thought you were referring to ‘circumcising’? 

 Dafuckkk marie 

 🤷‍♀️ 

 😭😭😭😭😭 

 Well if you post a cucumber that’s been cut then I’m going to think your referring to be circumcised 🥒🍆 

 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🫂 

 Na, you prob deserve it 

 After reviewing the tapes, ruling stands. 

 The betrayal 😭😂🤣🫂 

 U https://image.nostr.build/b6e92aa7517a68dfd64b31c35195ca8a0e055a1fac44a644fbfe10a78b730bb7.gif  

 😂🫂🤣🫂🫂