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Why am I always the one banished to horny jail? 😭

@dimi can you believe this? πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚ 
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 @Eshara , permanent resident of horny jail max security πŸ˜‚ 
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  https://i.nostr.build/7GG4D.jpg  
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 Heard they're saving a room for you @Marie πŸ˜‚ 
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I’m only silly when @Derek Ross gets involved πŸ˜‚ 
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 I wasn’t ready for this thread 
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 No one ever is πŸ˜‚ 
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 This is πŸ†πŸ§ˆ all over again. 🀣🀣 
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 @nobody is the best! 
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 Max security πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ oh behave πŸ«‚πŸ€£ I demand a hearing πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈ 
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 πŸ₯’ 
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 It’s always chopped πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ 
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 I’m just seeing this on iPhone it’s chopped. On android is an unchopped pickle 
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 I thought it was cucumber πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­ 
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 This is so much funnier 🀣 shame you didn't see it this way https://image.nostr.build/bb88f9986a1dc3afd504ca117102a208cd3f2845e98a9b42ac38480e2cf5b468.jpg 
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 I can’t believe you call it a pickle πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ at least call it a dong dong or something more respectable πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚ 
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 But the emoji is an actual pickle πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
I mean the thing you posted looks like a pickle also c'mon 🀣🀣 
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 πŸ§ͺπŸ‘ˆ this would be better 😭 
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 This convo degraded so quickly πŸ˜… 
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 What’s wrong with a vial of green stuffs πŸ₯Ή 
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 I meant ding dong* πŸ‘†but autocorrect sucks πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚ 
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 I see it chopped as well??
I thought you were referring to β€˜circumcising’? 
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 Dafuckkk marie 
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 πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ 
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 😭😭😭😭😭 
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 Well if you post a cucumber that’s been cut then I’m going to think your referring to be circumcised πŸ₯’πŸ† 
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 πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚ 
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 Na, you prob deserve it 
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 After reviewing the tapes, ruling stands. 
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 The betrayal πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚ 
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 U https://image.nostr.build/b6e92aa7517a68dfd64b31c35195ca8a0e055a1fac44a644fbfe10a78b730bb7.gif  
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