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 Received an unsolicited dickpick today.
Now you can enjoy it too https://image.nostr.build/6e0da58b314190755d606bb095df0208b833e8783d2f7cc03f55ca764cb21aaa.jpg 
 Damn it man. 
 I saw so many of these last night on my feed 😭😂 
 Duuuude my eyes 🤣😂

You should post the other one too…. 👀 
 Wait which one do you mean? 👀 
 🤣😂 the giant Pepe one you sent to the group chat once 🤣🔥 it’s nostr after dark after all 🧐 
 Hmm i cant quite remember, have a bunch of them 😂 it wasnt this one??  
 You got them on standby for emergencies? 😂🤣🫂

This one 👀🫣 https://image.nostr.build/240d8541666fb12e64f4f2673a38facb81cf92d7fae97ab8ed2804c63c6e680f.jpg  
 See I’m not the only one that posts these @𝓢𝓮𝓻 𝓢𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹𝔂 and @jpfrogmd  🤣 
 You have some more to share? @Marie?
The more the merier...  
 Hell yeah! 
 Marie you got Pepe dick pics on standby too? 🥹🫂 I love nostr ♥️ 
 Always 🫡 
 @𝓢𝓮𝓻 𝓢𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹𝔂 where u at man?  
 He’s being productive 🫂🥹🙏🏽 while we look at frog dick pics 😭🫂 
 🥒👀 
 🤣😭😂 
 was working on a lil sum sum 

what’d I miss 
 🥹 Jeroen was being all horny for frogs 😂🫂👀 
 😂😂 needed some support here man! Eshara made it into a green sausagefest.  
 Whaaaa me?! 😂🤣😂🫂 Jeroen totally has a stash of Pepe dick pics on standby 👀 
 This is a serious accusation! 
I might have a pepe dick pic or 2 somewhere in my downloads folder, nothing out of the ordinary 😌
You were the one posting that humongous green pickle so quickly  
 ‘Green pickle’…. 👀

Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200btc 😭 that is absolutely criminal 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🫂 
 😂😂😂😂😂 reminds me of this one 😂😂
Off you go 👋👋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ https://image.nostr.build/983754b8aa47b7e6a9011a0f7445cf8f480d8fea54151c23e742161f85504288.jpg 
 😂🤣😂😭

Why am I always the one banished to horny jail? 😭

@dimi can you believe this? 😂🫂 
 @Eshara , permanent resident of horny jail max security 😂 
  https://i.nostr.build/7GG4D.jpg  
 Heard they're saving a room for you @Marie 😂 
 😳
I’m only silly when @Derek Ross gets involved 😂 
 Max security 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 oh behave 🫂🤣 I demand a hearing 👩‍⚖️ 
 🥒 
 It’s always chopped 🥹😭😂🤣 
 I’m just seeing this on iPhone it’s chopped. On android is an unchopped pickle 
 I thought it was cucumber 🤣😂🤣😭 
 This is so much funnier 🤣 shame you didn't see it this way https://image.nostr.build/bb88f9986a1dc3afd504ca117102a208cd3f2845e98a9b42ac38480e2cf5b468.jpg 
 I can’t believe you call it a pickle 😭😂🙈 at least call it a dong dong or something more respectable 😂🤣😂🤣🫂 
 But the emoji is an actual pickle 😂🤣🤣🤣
I mean the thing you posted looks like a pickle also c'mon 🤣🤣 
 🧪👈 this would be better 😭 
 This convo degraded so quickly 😅 
 What’s wrong with a vial of green stuffs 🥹 
 I meant ding dong* 👆but autocorrect sucks 🤣😂🫂 
 I see it chopped as well??
I thought you were referring to ‘circumcising’? 
 Dafuckkk marie 
 🤷‍♀️ 
 😭😭😭😭😭 
 Well if you post a cucumber that’s been cut then I’m going to think your referring to be circumcised 🥒🍆 
 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🫂 
 Na, you prob deserve it 
 After reviewing the tapes, ruling stands. 
 The betrayal 😭😂🤣🫂 
 Tbh @tanel might have posted that one, he's a man of culture also 
 I thought it might have been tanel! 💯🤣😂🫂 you guys 🥹 
 lulllz is that dick a horse or does the dick have horse legs 🤣 
 I was wondering too 🤣🫂🤔 I think it has horse legs 💯🤓 
 It's prob in the group you should find it and post it 😂😂😂😂 
 Wayyyy ahead of you. Brb. Need to clear my search history 😭 
 Tomorrow all ads wil be for green....  
 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 

It changed Pepe to ‘people’ 🤣 bloody autocorrect. There’s so much porn out there 😭 so much 
 Oh noooo close your eyes 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣  
 #dickstr #ForTheLadies

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