Without a doubt! 😂 

 With tongue 👅 😂 

 All day! 

 🤣🤣 

  https://image.nostr.build/6c7ccf53aa1d98a2a947a14adce84b325080582da45b227e8139fdbc82f78c7f.gif  

 Like a glove 

🤭 

 🙌🧡 

 In a heartbeat 

 French kiss it 😂 

 Lol 

 🙌 

 Lowest bid wins: fuck it, 500k sats 

 🙌 

 Fuck we fell from 1 BTC quick.

I bid 499,999 sats 

 400k 

 It’s a friendly spider right? 

 Tarantula 

 Definitely 

 🙌 

 Tongue or we have to go on a date first? 

 Ya gotta rim it 

 Be rude not to 

 🤣🤣🤣 

 Absolutely tongue 👅 😂 

 Where’s the spider I have my cold storage address ready no problem 

 🙌 

 Yeees! 😱😂🫣 

 🙌 

 OMG Marie

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 🙌 

 Yeah, probably. 

 With tongue 😂 

 😏 

 🙌 

 yes. i hate spiders, but i love bitcoin more. 

 French kiss Derek 🤣 

 DONE. 

 For sure. No question. Does it have to be a long kiss? Lol. 

 Yep & with tongue 😜 

 Oh man. Hairy on the tongue. Hmmm. 😏 

 🙌 

 👀 

 🙌 

 I get to kiss this floofy spider AND get a whole coin? Fuck yes. 

 🙌 

 Part of the way a tarantula defends itself is it is able to shoot its hairs out and the hairs get into the attackers eyes and in its nostrils. Something to think about all you nostrs. 

 Sure, but they can also be great pets. 😛 

 🙌 

 Haha, definitely! 

 🙌 

 spiders accept bitcoin? 

 🙌 

 Yes .........
Maybe 

 🙌 

 💪 

 💜 

 Does licking count? 

 Long french kiss 😜 

 🙌 

 Anal no condom for 20$ 

 $20 is $20. https://image.nostr.build/dea8b3fd54ea7f814bca4e951ebffab8c3297ff7200474dbade3f9cdf58c839d.jpg  

 Snap! 🤣 

 🙌 

 I've tried one of these on my hands once, it's a very delicate touch. But kissing is so scary 😱 I’m not sure, I can do it. Maybe a try 🤷‍♀️ 

 Love your honesty 😂🫂💜 

 🫶😅 

 🙌 

 Sure. 

 With tongue 😜 

 🙌 

 I would offer .5 ₿itcoin to her to tell i did it 😂 

 😂😂😂 

 🙌 

 💯 I’d eat it for 1 whole Bitcoin 

 I’ll pitch in to see that. No hurling 

 🤣🤣 

 👀 

 You would wouldn’t you 🤣🤣🤣 

 🙌 

 Now I know more - the hairiest parts of tarantula(are 8 feet) , that their venom is not that toxic to humans and hair can cause iteration. Wold kiss and eat if fried.  

 😂 

 Nasty creatures when observing their quite horrific in human perspective nature, apex in adapted nature, a predator but serving mammals.

It’s a romantic insect. https://i.nostrimg.com/9288180b57e46a337cd1ee21d5db324e7a1b85af74197d8805e90678a4bdeb6a/file.jpeg  

 i would like you to be penniless within a year 

 Is there anyone on Nostr that you actually like? 

 i like @Sasha 

 🙌🧡 I’ll do🙌 
Send me Maria 👇
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 I'd suck it off for that. 

 😬 

 Noooope 

 The first ‘no’!!! 😂 

 There’s not enough satoshis to make me kiss a spider 😂😂 

 No! 

 Thank you Marie zapping!  More power to you! 

 IS THIS A REAL OFFER BECAUSE YES! 

 Best I can do right now is 111 ⚡️ 

 We got those...they're very cute, n fast. 

For a bitcoin? make a taco of it. 

 Spider tacos 🌮 now I’d like to see that! 😂 

 Has it been clarified yet which part is the hariest? That might make a difference 😂 

 Looks like it’s that hairy butt 😂
And with tongue 😜 

 https://media.tenor.com/olyFrb_DMv8AAAAC/lipstick-buscemi.gif
 

 Oh look, snakes

Paradise Lost https://i.nostrimg.com/09910058812f1c0761014c757620d04adcd6ebba5ddecb8e49db3b91bad45843/file.jpeg  

 Atta man 😂 

 For posterity 😭😭 

 Be sure to join us in our next ladies nest chat with your lippy 💄😂 

 😂😂 

 I use to have 1 about that size as a pet when i was a teen. He lived for about 10 years. 

 Guess that’s an easy yes then 😂 

 

https://image.nostr.build/b3301a0ccd0cde9c9372d86016b76a15e9b79f0fd9b092959a94c3b9db6d5229.jpg 

 Isn’t that their ass? I don’t want to scare or freak out the tarantula. 

 And with tongue 😜 

 Wait their ass has a tongue? Or you’re supposed to kiss the tarantula with tongue for 1 BTC? In the latter case I think there are some serious consent issues. I don’t know that the tarantula asked to be involved in this bs. 

 If you’re giving him the tongue I’m certain he’ll be loving it! 

 Tossed tarantula, a hairy dish. 

 That’s a hard no 😳 

 Thank you 💜🫂🧡 

 Haachama is that you...? 🤣
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCAN1wMCk4&pp=ygUaSGFhY2hhbWEgZWF0aW5nIHRhcmFudHVsYSA%3D
Eating tarantula for a whole bitcoin 😏 

 Hm... I'd have to know the exact species and how it feels about humans..   

 tarantula 

 🫣🫣🫣 no sé déjame pensarlo un poco más 🤣 

 Sure, after keeping in the freezer overnight. 

 In a heartbeat. 

 Whii yyyy no no nooo 😂
https://media.tenor.com/c2Po6J7OzagAAAAC/spider-eater.gif
 

 I would french kiss it for 1 BTC 

 of course, i'm not here to fuck spiders 

 Yes 

 Which bit is the hairiest, precisely? 

 1 Bitcoin is 1 Bitcoin so Yes. Real question for Nostr is where do they draw the line on what they would do for 1 BTC 🤣 

 If I could be guaranteed not to piss him/her off & I get bit..