Would you kiss the hairiest part of this spider for 1 whole Bitcoin? 🕷😳
#asknostr https://image.nostr.build/4274fe0911b40335c7c00c7ffe90712b119a68a3d8aa9141a1d20c0b8b4633c3.jpg


Without a doubt! 😂


In a heartbeat


Lowest bid wins: fuck it, 500k sats


Definitely


Tongue or we have to go on a date first?


Yeees! 😱😂🫣


With tongue 👅 😂


OMG Marie

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Ya gotta rim it


Yeah, probably.


French kiss it 😂


All day!


Be rude not to


yes. i hate spiders, but i love bitcoin more.


For sure. No question. Does it have to be a long kiss? Lol.


Lol


Absolutely tongue 👅 😂


Where’s the spider I have my cold storage address ready no problem


Like a glove

🤭


I get to kiss this floofy spider AND get a whole coin? Fuck yes.


With tongue 😂


French kiss Derek 🤣


Yep & with tongue 😜


Part of the way a tarantula defends itself is it is able to shoot its hairs out and the hairs get into the attackers eyes and in its nostrils. Something to think about all you nostrs.


Oh man. Hairy on the tongue. Hmmm. 😏


Haha, definitely!


spiders accept bitcoin?


Sure, but they can also be great pets. 😛


Yes .........
Maybe


Does licking count?


DONE.


Anal no condom for 20$


Long french kiss 😜


I've tried one of these on my hands once, it's a very delicate touch. But kissing is so scary 😱 I’m not sure, I can do it. Maybe a try 🤷♀


Sure.


I would offer .5 ₿itcoin to her to tell i did it 😂


💯 I’d eat it for 1 whole Bitcoin


Love your honesty 😂🫂💜


I’ll pitch in to see that. No hurling


With tongue 😜


You would wouldn’t you 🤣🤣🤣


$20 is $20. https://image.nostr.build/dea8b3fd54ea7f814bca4e951ebffab8c3297ff7200474dbade3f9cdf58c839d.jpg


Snap! 🤣


Now I know more - the hairiest parts of tarantula(are 8 feet) , that their venom is not that toxic to humans and hair can cause iteration. Wold kiss and eat if fried.


i would like you to be penniless within a year


Is there anyone on Nostr that you actually like?


Nasty creatures when observing their quite horrific in human perspective nature, apex in adapted nature, a predator but serving mammals.

It’s a romantic insect. https://i.nostrimg.com/9288180b57e46a337cd1ee21d5db324e7a1b85af74197d8805e90678a4bdeb6a/file.jpeg


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🙌🧡 I’ll do🙌
Send me Maria 👇
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I'd suck it off for that.


Noooope


The first ‘no’!!! 😂


There’s not enough satoshis to make me kiss a spider 😂😂


No!


Thank you Marie zapping!  More power to you!


IS THIS A REAL OFFER BECAUSE YES!


Fuck we fell from 1 BTC quick.

I bid 499,999 sats


We got those...they're very cute, n fast.

For a bitcoin? make a taco of it.


Best I can do right now is 111 ⚡


Spider tacos 🌮 now I’d like to see that! 😂


It’s a friendly spider right?


Tarantula


Has it been clarified yet which part is the hariest? That might make a difference 😂


Looks like it’s that hairy butt 😂
And with tongue 😜


I use to have 1 about that size as a pet when i was a teen. He lived for about 10 years.


Guess that’s an easy yes then 😂


Isn’t that their ass? I don’t want to scare or freak out the tarantula.


That’s a hard no 😳


And with tongue 😜


Thank you 💜🫂🧡


Wait their ass has a tongue? Or you’re supposed to kiss the tarantula with tongue for 1 BTC? In the latter case I think there are some serious consent issues. I don’t know that the tarantula asked to be involved in this bs.


If you’re giving him the tongue I’m certain he’ll be loving it!


Oh look, snakes

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Atta man 😂


Tossed tarantula, a hairy dish.


Haachama is that you...? 🤣
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCAN1wMCk4&pp=ygUaSGFhY2hhbWEgZWF0aW5nIHRhcmFudHVsYSA%3D
Eating tarantula for a whole bitcoin 😏


For posterity 😭😭


Be sure to join us in our next ladies nest chat with your lippy 💄😂


Hm... I'd have to know the exact species and how it feels about humans..


tarantula


🫣🫣🫣 no sé déjame pensarlo un poco más 🤣


Sure, after keeping in the freezer overnight.


In a heartbeat.


Whii yyyy no no nooo 😂
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I would french kiss it for 1 BTC


of course, i'm not here to fuck spiders


Yes


Which bit is the hairiest, precisely?


1 Bitcoin is 1 Bitcoin so Yes. Real question for Nostr is where do they draw the line on what they would do for 1 BTC 🤣


If I could be guaranteed not to piss him/her off & I get bit..