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 My timeline is full of Bitcoin Money Transmitter license concerns then I see this 😂😂.  I have a friend who works in ER says I'd be amazed how many times someone comes in with something stuck in their 🍑. Stay safe out there my friends 😂 
 My mom is an anesthesiologist & she said she’s seen shampoo bottles & hot wheels cars lodged in people’s assholes 
 🚗🍑 
 Best story I heard was someone came in with a shower head in there with half the hose hanging out like a tail. Apparently the guy was attached to the shower wall by the hose and the EMTs had to cut it off to get him out of the bathroom.  
 God I hope tonight is “stuff that got stuck in people’s asses” night in Nostr. 

I am so here for it.