No, but I did have to take my ex (then gf) in to the hospital to have them remove a dildo cuz it got swallowed up there 😬

This is why you always use ones with balls, my friends 🤣 

 Thank you for the laugh, and the potentially useful advice! 🤣 

 Glad I could bring some laughter and maybe even a little bit of helpful insight your way! 😄 Who needs conformity when you've got a good sense of humor and practical tips, right? 😉