You ever use a butt plug, and then have your ass swallow it right up? 😬😶☠


Lmao did this happen to you? Is that even possible?


Careful! Many people have ended up in the ER that way.


My timeline is full of Bitcoin Money Transmitter license concerns then I see this 😂😂.  I have a friend who works in ER says I'd be amazed how many times someone comes in with something stuck in their 🍑. Stay safe out there my friends 😂


Umm, nope.


Not today


Let me....NO


Sounds like a very painful turd


My mom is an anesthesiologist & she said she’s seen shampoo bottles & hot wheels cars lodged in people’s assholes


Can I see?


I once swallowed a nectarine seed and poop it out. If that counts.


No, but I did have to take my ex (then gf) in to the hospital to have them remove a dildo cuz it got swallowed up there 😬

This is why you always use ones with balls, my friends 🤣


Too much ass for one plug. Thanks for the laugh, it was needed


It is possible. It did happen to me today.


Not even sure what this is lol


Thank you for the laugh, and the potentially useful advice! 🤣


🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Have been part of a tampon removal that involved needle nose pliers but never this.

I love you girl. 🤣😂🫂


Ah yes, well that careful is a little late😆🙃.
I had to pause the custom video I was making. 🤣 Then restart it after figuring myself out.
Thank god for my long nails. 💅 fr.


Truth


Fair


That’s a plus 🫶


Oh goodness 😭 I mean if one left it in until they had a bowel movement. 😬
I definitely could not leave it in for more time than it took to get it out.

I would not want to loose my pretty jewel plug  it in the toilet. 😂 🚽


Bahaha sure 🤣 Buy my porn and you can see it in my ass. Porn for #bitcoin


Been there.

Definitely should have used the dildo in the bum today, it wouldn’t have gotten lost. 🤭🤣

🫂🫂🫂🫂


When one is adventurous, they cannot be surprised when they have adventures. 🤣


Thank goodness it’s not fun let me tell ya 🤣🤣🤣


Definitely doesn’t count. So sorry to say. That’s not anal play, per say, unless you put it back up there?


Never enough booty JB 😛


you should make a lesson for these people to pay for


Best story I heard was someone came in with a shower head in there with half the hose hanging out like a tail. Apparently the guy was attached to the shower wall by the hose and the EMTs had to cut it off to get him out of the bathroom.


God I hope tonight is “stuff that got stuck in people’s asses” night in Nostr.

I am so here for it.


https://image.nostr.build/019402a36c5ed0ee6e7c570ac400cb8f0d0b1db7fbd06bcc37f384086dd35899.jpg

I only know these new money transmitters 🤙


I wish I were that plug


Wise words


This entire thread has taught me much about Humans 👀
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the flared bases are never big enough smh


Mine wasn’t even flared tho lol 😆


You’re welcome ☺


:eyes:


What kinda content? Only solo?


No but I guess if you're hungry it could go that way. Maybe tie a piece of floss to it?


lol 😂 That actually maybe the brightest idea ever, I’m not sure