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 too slow guys https://i.nostr.build/lQLA.jpg  
 premine, gulag 
 🤣 
 You’re my hero for this note @matata 💪🏻😆🫂 
 You cheated, I was trying to subscribe on Monday but the choose your plan just kept loading and loading! 
 🟣 🐢 
 If I was on iPhone, I'd be first 🥇 
 Got #27, not bad! 
 Still early 
 #18 #feelsbadman 
 How can you see your number? 🥹 
 Ignore that, found it 🔥 I’m #67, so close to 69 darn it 🤣🫂 
 Quick resub again!! 😂😂 
 I thiiiink that number is forever associated with my npub now 🥹 no 69 for me 🤣 
 Well you had 🍆🧈already! That's better than 69.
Wait maybe not 😂 
 Should I make her account show that instead of a star 
 DO IT 😂😂 
 Would be too mean 🤣 
 Will, I want 🍆🧈 on my profile 

                       🙏🏻 
 You are a menace to society 🤣🤣😂🫂 
 That's a great title ngl 🤣 
 I dont know about Eshara, but I’d love that badge myself 🥲 
 🤣🤣😭😂🤣 you can do that?! 🤯

Don’t encourage him 😂😂🤣🫂 
 This may be the most important feature request of all time 

https://github.com/damus-io/damus/issues/1966 
 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🫂 
 Ok, Eshara its yours. You deserve it. I will stay with #butter 🧈 its only fair 
 Needs a bounty 
 I will give 67 sats 
 For 69 sets I'll build it myself  
 Penis? 
 Yes a huge one 
  https://i.nostr.build/lQvA.jpg  
 @Eshara look at that 👀😂 
 Dont call her here, she almost had sex today 😂 Poor gal 
 Wait did I mis a datestory??  
 Not quite but Eshara was close 
 She missed it by 2 
 Two dates, two shots? I do not know 😩 
 🤣🤣😂 69 is foreplay, not sex 🤔 
 Nah, eating ass is foreplay 
 👀 This is where I take my leave 👋🥹 fare thee well lads https://image.nostr.build/d22b843522da35700903a70e6898ddbe6035ccd0dfd5024c2a86aa0165530ea6.gif  
 Did her foreplay, leaves. Typical 
 @dimi it had to be done https://image.nostr.build/60d42415a1be3d1e633f7b18c04387a14bf9a6d8dedf354e11ff2358d181aec9.gif  
 My dude likes his Hershey’s kisses, it be like that sometimes 💩💋 
 https://media1.giphy.com/media/Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW/giphy.gif

https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3nFbpc4DN8irrIdi/giphy.gif 

https://media4.giphy.com/media/D2t94jSqtrVe0/giphy.gif 

Dimi’s brain right now 🤣 
  https://image.nostr.build/105c9e38a7bb7663c418af96f8a3b62bc8feab5772dafe9cab71f539066e5501.gif  
  https://image.nostr.build/29d481cb55a88acbee14ff6e00ec14279b3232259ecf88346ac2058b2e3e1d13.gif  
  https://image.nostr.build/e7d17fcee1d220e006556e586100526f082c0720c7d49e5369ac6ec21c5637bf.gif  
 Eshara must be happy she left this conversation 🤣 

Reminds me LC’s posts lmaaaao 
 …

Eshara is pretending she can’t see anything 👀😂 
 It was a trip! I need a timeline cleanse right now and new eyes or at least a hepatitis test 
 Dimi Dimi Dimi!! Get in there you wild wild thing 😂 
 Hmmmm 
 😂😂🤣 
 Wait wha 😂😂🤣👀🤯 
 You know what you can do when you schlong reaches your own ass, right?


🤭 
 You have a penis. Wanna see or something? I’ll whip some butter on. 
 License to operate 

🫎 
 Tbh you deserve it!
And @jb55  can do anything! 🤙 
 If you subscribe again maybe you get 102 - doggy style 
 That's not even true  
 It is now 😌 one 0 two on the rooftop for everjuan! 
 Fuck 
 Not quite… 
 Almost 
 Seriously, that’s your concern?

OK! We have to find who is #69 guys. 
 I have the sense of humour of a 13 year old boy 🥹 
 Pun intended? https://image.nostr.build/381375d83fb695243626fba874fa0c51e1afa113c0fc3cf5588d806f48460494.jpg  
 Oh damn, I didn’t know 😂🤣🫂🔥 
 @vrod #2 right ? 👀 
 @eric 
 Ooopsie 😅 Eric got lucky 😂 
 I was the Guinea pig tester lol. So technically number 0 🤣 
 Makes sense 😅 
 So basically you are the first person that subscribed to Purple besides the team! Congrats Yegor! You’re f’n legend! 
 I heard he was waiting all night like it was a new video game launch lol 
 🤣 
 I was in shock after seeing myself on the video that you put our videos. Literally got busy with sending the video to my friends to purple pill them. 

If I wasn’t, I can guarantee that I could be the first. 
 The best kind of tester 
 exposed 
 Paid the sats. It’s stuck “waiting on payment”. 
 Hi @wolfbearclaw, we can help you! Can you please:
1. Copy the URL of the checkout
2. Copy the lightning invoice

And then can you send that info to either me or @jb55? 

Thanks! 
 @wolfbearclaw, you can send it either through a DM or to support@damus.io 
 Copy a link to a different browser and it should work. We are having issues in some browsers 
 Copy the link * 
 That worked. 

FYI I was on brave browser mobile and pasted it to safari and that fixed it. 

Thank you! 
 The sign up process was absolutely amazing, it was clear , quick and straightforward to use.  
I don’t think it took me more than 30 seconds to complete. 🟣 
 I demand a recount! 
 THAT’S NOT FAIR! 
 Oiii Will, where can I get a specific membership number? 
 STOP THE COUNT 
 HURRY UP! YOUR GONNA MISS THE HUNDRED (MAYBE DID, IDK)! 
 why didn’t you start at 0? 
 😂 
 Tell us your number!! ??? 
 he was so close… 
 Check the code. There might be an off-by-1 error 😁 
 i got 68 
 Nice try

💜 
 You were so close… 
 😂😂💀💀😭😭 
 yeah. me too. i'll be the 8: maverick replying to your ass in an endless infinity loop. eyeroll. 
 i got 6B...

there I patched you all up.

be home by dinner. 
 In the ASCII character set, 68 represents the letter D 
 So, so close. 
 148 
 One away from perfection 
 How do I see my number?  Hoping I got 419 
 Click “purple” in settings and it shows you 
 🤣 
 who? 

adoption and side quests and adoption because of side quests and side quests because of adoption. 

who? 

you would be amazed how many people have names. kind of like james. 

-a poem. 
 For the rug pull coming soon. Like rare Pokémon cards that they don't announce and just release. Imagine the GOD who gets that... Shame they can't sell it on the market. (Or can they?) 
 only deus devs counts from: 0 
 Is it too late to get -1? 
 How does one become #2? 
 You don’t 🐶🐾😭 
 @eric got it 
 fast af boi 
 And by a whole day too! 
 @Vitor Pamplona ... We need dis please, for reasons....  
 I am going to try to make it work without subscriptions and purely on donations in the release posts. We will see if it reaches the required amounts.  
 How about ome TestFlight love? It’s been full for months 😭 
 My understanding is that TestFlight is now only available for purple members. 
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 🙇🏻‍♀️ now i gotta call it indigo. Actually what it is. 
 #172 LFG🔥