too slow guys https://i.nostr.build/lQLA.jpg


premine, gulag


You cheated, I was trying to subscribe on Monday but the choose your plan just kept loading and loading!


If I was on iPhone, I'd be first 🥇


Got #27, not bad!


Still early


#18 #feelsbadman


nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev #2 right ? 👀


Ooopsie 😅 Eric got lucky 😂


exposed


I was the Guinea pig tester lol. So technically number 0 🤣


Makes sense 😅


The best kind of tester


Paid the sats. It’s stuck “waiting on payment”.


Hi nostr:npub1pwtrrydty95q5ces0tkm2r7hkqfe9jwxhmmee5xwke6g4lz70l7sd8pf5t, we can help you! Can you please:
1. Copy the URL of the checkout
2. Copy the lightning invoice

And then can you send that info to either me or nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s?

Thanks!


Copy a link to a different browser and it should work. We are having issues in some browsers


Copy the link *


nostr:npub1pwtrrydty95q5ces0tkm2r7hkqfe9jwxhmmee5xwke6g4lz70l7sd8pf5t, you can send it either through a DM or to support@damus.io


That worked.

FYI I was on brave browser mobile and pasted it to safari and that fixed it.

Thank you!


The sign up process was absolutely amazing, it was clear , quick and straightforward to use.
I don’t think it took me more than 30 seconds to complete. 🟣


cryptography ftw


Indeed, it was very intuitive.


I demand a recount!


How can you see your number? 🥹


Ignore that, found it 🔥 I’m #67, so close to 69 darn it 🤣🫂


Quick resub again!! 😂😂


THAT’S NOT FAIR!


I thiiiink that number is forever associated with my npub now 🥹 no 69 for me 🤣


Well you had 🍆🧈already! That's better than 69.
Wait maybe not 😂


🤣🙈🫂 https://image.nostr.build/d22b843522da35700903a70e6898ddbe6035ccd0dfd5024c2a86aa0165530ea6.gif


Should I make her account show that instead of a star


Fuck


Seriously, that’s your concern?

OK! We have to find who is #69 guys.


If you subscribe again maybe you get 102 - doggy style


DO IT 😂😂


Would be too mean 🤣


I dont know about Eshara, but I’d love that badge myself 🥲


Will, I want 🍆🧈 on my profile

                       🙏🏻


🤣🤣😭😂🤣 you can do that?! 🤯

Don’t encourage him 😂😂🤣🫂


You are a menace to society 🤣🤣😂🫂


Oiii Will, where can I get a specific membership number?


I have the sense of humour of a 13 year old boy 🥹


This may be the most important feature request of all time

https://github.com/damus-io/damus/issues/1966


Not quite…


Almost


Pun intended? https://image.nostr.build/381375d83fb695243626fba874fa0c51e1afa113c0fc3cf5588d806f48460494.jpg


Tbh you deserve it!
And nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s  can do anything! 🤙


Oh damn, I didn’t know 😂🤣🫂🔥


That's a great title ngl 🤣


That's not even true


Ok, Eshara its yours. You deserve it. I will stay with #butter 🧈 its only fair


It is now 😌 one 0 two on the rooftop for everjuan!


Needs a bounty


I will give 67 sats


For 69 sets I'll build it myself


Penis?


License to operate

🫎


Yes a huge one


You have a penis. Wanna see or something? I’ll whip some butter on.


nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx look at that 👀😂


You know what you can do when you schlong reaches your own ass, right?

🤭


Dont call her here, she almost had sex today 😂 Poor gal


😂😂😂🤣 what in the world 🤣🤣😂😱 https://image.nostr.build/8deed49603fb7ad60db8eaab42f0f11a7115d2ca96f2abbb269e58590e0d8be3.gif


Wait did I mis a datestory??


They will try to claim its fake


Wait wha 😂😂🤣👀🤯


Not quite but Eshara was close


She missed it by 2


Two dates, two shots? I do not know 😩


🤣🤣😂 69 is foreplay, not sex 🤔


Nah, eating ass is foreplay


STOP THE COUNT


HURRY UP! YOUR GONNA MISS THE HUNDRED (MAYBE DID, IDK)!


👀 This is where I take my leave 👋🥹 fare thee well lads https://image.nostr.build/d22b843522da35700903a70e6898ddbe6035ccd0dfd5024c2a86aa0165530ea6.gif


nostr:npub1r7psmkr4zv93xnal8un6d8hvmpsn5jvhfzn3kk38rfcel6awznks7znspg it had to be done https://image.nostr.build/60d42415a1be3d1e633f7b18c04387a14bf9a6d8dedf354e11ff2358d181aec9.gif


Did her foreplay, leaves. Typical


From: nostr:npub15f0lnlxujj05a8cr7emhsz9cszcjalaq0su6rymvw22zuth0h9fs7cqrdx


My dude likes his Hershey’s kisses, it be like that sometimes 💩💋


https://media1.giphy.com/media/Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW/giphy.gif

https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3nFbpc4DN8irrIdi/giphy.gif

https://media4.giphy.com/media/D2t94jSqtrVe0/giphy.gif

Dimi’s brain right now 🤣


Hmmmm


Eshara must be happy she left this conversation 🤣

Reminds me LC’s posts lmaaaao


Dimi Dimi Dimi!! Get in there you wild wild thing 😂


…

Eshara is pretending she can’t see anything 👀😂


It was a trip! I need a timeline cleanse right now and new eyes or at least a hepatitis test


why didn’t you start at 0?


Tell us your number!! ???


he was so close…


i got 68


Nice try

💜


You were so close…


Ngl I got the best subscriber number #MasterChief https://image.nostr.build/2a8d5c25eb8083b111604751d0dd5f7857285784cf07d7ec7910d526618fcd78.jpg


yeah. me too. i'll be the 8: maverick replying to your ass in an endless infinity loop. eyeroll.


It me? 💜🤣 nostr:note1tllmchsrgdn8h80j5qlwyvppw2znukguxupecn78ug4qdg9fym3s7ajedg


i got 6B...

there I patched you all up.

be home by dinner.


too slow guys https://i.nostr.build/lQLA.jpg


So basically you are the first person that subscribed to Purple besides the team! Congrats Yegor! You’re f’n legend!


I heard he was waiting all night like it was a new video game launch lol


I was in shock after seeing myself on the video that you put our videos. Literally got busy with sending the video to my friends to purple pill them.

If I wasn’t, I can guarantee that I could be the first.


In the ASCII character set, 68 represents the letter D


who?

adoption and side quests and adoption because of side quests and side quests because of adoption.

who?

you would be amazed how many people have names. kind of like james.

-a poem.


Me last night 😂 https://image.nostr.build/d7d01c5cb7fe42d622d7de1dbbb9e7a6129e4326665a13ef297e3fd69aee0025.jpg


How does one become #2?


And by a whole day too!


You don’t 🐶🐾😭


nostr:npub12gyrpse550melzx2ey69srfxlyd8svkxkg0mjcjkjr4zakqm2cnqwa3jj5 got it


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z ... We need dis please, for reasons....


This time this worked for me 😂

https://media2.giphy.com/media/mGbJmiNXqMTXbFWvCH/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7qjizgekai17i66a88cr4xo0gq89z08tjfbpzeh2s&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


How about ome TestFlight love? It’s been full for months 😭


So, so close.


I am going to try to make it work without subscriptions and purely on donations in the release posts. We will see if it reaches the required amounts.


fast af boi


😆 https://i.nostr.build/W9K3.jpg


https://i.nostr.build/ooQW.gif

1⃣2⃣0⃣


Check the code. There might be an off-by-1 error 😁


🙇🏻♀ now i gotta call it indigo. Actually what it is.


For the rug pull coming soon. Like rare Pokémon cards that they don't announce and just release. Imagine the GOD who gets that... Shame they can't sell it on the market. (Or can they?)


One away from perfection


#172 LFG🔥


only deus devs counts from: 0


You’re my hero for this note nostr:npub1rq9x6sk86e8ccw2cm8gsm4dyz9l24t823elespupaxjnzdk026fsca2r93 💪🏻😆🫂


Is it too late to get -1?


How do I see my number?  Hoping I got 419


Click “purple” in settings and it shows you


My understanding is that TestFlight is now only available for purple members.