GM node 🫂 Have a happy Sunday. I think somebody should sue somebody, cos it should be sunny on sun day 😂
Good morning Mike! Happy Sunday to you too fren 🐸 nostr:nprofile1qqsx0tdgudz9xt9lstcwwqj89cjv0ztwpcwfvg674ja25juxzczjzugpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn98awcyd might be able to help with this 😂
Thanks, followed @john Now finding somebody to sue and building my fighting fund now 😂
The Calendar might be a good place to start. I hear there's a lot of ..sun days 😂 https://i.nostr.build/YD31ajNq8aGAvXlT.gif
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I know right! 52 to 53 potential culprits to sue 😂
Stop mum, please make him stop 🤣
Who am I suing and why but before you tell me why let’s get them sued first.
Let’s start with the Romans, they caused the whole calendar problem.
I have a conflict of interest with the Roman Empire, I'm going to have to refer you out.
Thanks @node Please keep sending esoteric lawsuits my way, might be some corn in it for you. I specialize in meta-law.
You’re suing Mark Zuckerberg?
I'm trying to zap you for this zuckzinger, but its failing. Consider yourself zapped.
I zapped you first 😂
Quick draw McMike here.
Consider that your retainer 😂
Lol, this is as close to joking as I've ever gotten about the attorney-client relationship so let me do the lamest thing that's ever happened on NOSTR and say ** DISCLAIMER: I am not your lawyer and am offering to return your 21 sat retainer,and I will not be suing the Roman Empire on your behalf. Please feel free to reach out in the future if I can be of service.
What's amazing about bitcoin is I couldn't even stop you from sending that money. Bitcoin is a revolution.
I have a funny legal story about that, but I’ll leave that for another time. Now to prep my Mikey-Mikey chicken. It’s like Piri-Piri chicken, except it’s not.
Pictures or it didn't happen. Love #foodstr. ENJOY! Great to meet you Mike.
Proof of prep #foodstr https://i.nostr.build/YtwhlERtmJu8ZTIf.jpg
Homemade Mikey-Mikey chicken with hand cut, quadruple cooked chips. None of this triple cooked rubbish: Chips: parboiled for 3 mins, oven dried at 150 C for 15 mins, then deep fried twice to get them extra crunchy: Mikey-Mikey sauce: very similar to Piri-Piri, but with lots of tomatoes as we have a glut 😂 Marinated for 4 hours before oven baking. Served with leftover home made Cauliflower cheese and Asparagus #foodstr https://i.nostr.build/4Mbzr4wpPuDgXd4G.jpg https://i.nostr.build/HfmcIrkYgwuNvzFF.jpg nostr:note1a5deqpuly9fh9svgnx53muugyp6pk2umf3pqtlkpudmlwydsmpkspz6g88
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If Zuck AlphaBro wanted to hire me, I'd work for him. Zuck Betabot was not good Zuck, new Zuck is better Zuck. But I won't be wearing his glasses.
Am I the only one who thinks Zuckerbro copied Mallers?
in sartorial elegance? 😂
Yes 😂 https://i.nostr.build/UJdfwXZQ0VeDOTsl.gif
😂 I need a laughing meme. Emojis are so last month!
Tenor is your friend https://i.nostr.build/XtqtPCFzxR4uGTU8.gif
Permission to steal your stolen meme sir 🙏
Enjoy the gif 🫡 https://i.nostr.build/Xlk7AIb6VC19oAPU.gif
Texas respects Sundays. we need a Rainday.
Is this close enough?: https://i.nostr.build/zePP8ElAo3Xhi5M8.jpg