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 coming home from japan to my toilet that only has a single flush handle and nothing else https://i.nostr.build/YmPx.png  
 🥲 
 Archaic 
 #getwillarobotoilet 
 as long as it has a bidet attachment, it is acceptable! 
 I must see these Japanese toilets someday 
 Haha we all have. Even in Thailand I feel like its a downgrade. Can’t even think about Europe anymore. And than we call the west the civilization. Never understood that arrogance after visit Asia so much 🤙 
 In Italy we have the bidet, it is the rest of Europe that is backwards. 🤌 
 Oeps Haha I touched the Italian proud lol 😅 🤌😂 
 Don't touch my bidet! 🤣🤣 
 I would not dare 😂 
 Toto toilet is the best. 
 Do you still scrub with your hand as it’s sprays 
 😂 Buy TOTO Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat. It’s worth every dirty fiat. Best purchase ever. 
 @vrod buying this 
 Omg lol 
 No more yelling at the boys to put down the toilet seat. 😂 
 Yeah time to move countries 😂💜 
 yeah, I can imagine the same disappointment 😂 
 https://youtu.be/uRL4l2GOqXk 
 🤣 😆 
 The whole episode is a riot. 
 Did you know google & amazon searches spiked after the south park episode?

Source: just my hunch but I'd bet says on it 
 Sats*
My autocorrect needs to learn the word sats. 
 Looking forward to the day when my midnight musings are accompanied by the enlightened warmth of Japan’s thoughtfully heated toilet seats—an unexpected, yet appreciated, luxury in the pursuit of nocturnal comfort. 
 Your post is being widely read.
Added to the https://nostraco.in/hot feed 
 😂👋 
 But how many is there? 🤔 
 😄😄

Buy a fancy bidet toilet seat 
 Btw, you still owe me a Japanese toilet seat pic  
 There needs to be a frownie face 💩 
 Bidet on toilet is where it’s at 
 @Mandrik told you so! 
 I've been telling bitcoiners to buy a Toto Washlet for YEARS! 
 Glad to see Jack agrees, thx for the ⚡😂🤙 
 Best thing ever, better than sliced bread. Love your tush and get a Toto Washlet. 
 I've been a Washlet maxi for over 5 years. My biggest regret was waiting so long! 
 This! 👇💯

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 So can relate! 😂😂 
 😂 Try camping. 
 Yeah, I have used one of those, but come on. Aren't Japanese toilets the very fruit of misguided modernity that Bitcoin undoes? Engineering the profane?

This is awfully close to those WEF toilets that "fingerprint" your butthole to recognize who's sitting and doing what and recording it in a Smart, connected system.

I embrace a simple design that is Lindy compatible.

Rant off, now grill me :-) 
 🤣 Japan put other country’s toilet to shame 
 lol 
 I have got 3 installed in my house. It's like I never left  
 societies stuck in the toilet paper dark ages ngmi 
 Yes I mean that shit bro 
 I feel ya 
 😂 
 Truth. 
 😂🤣 
 I live in Japan, but own a house in Austin. Last time I was back, I installed a wash toilet seat.🙂