coming home from japan to my toilet that only has a single flush handle and nothing else https://i.nostr.build/YmPx.png


Archaic


#getwillarobotoilet


as long as it has a bidet attachment, it is acceptable!


I must see these Japanese toilets someday


Haha we all have. Even in Thailand I feel like its a downgrade. Can’t even think about Europe anymore. And than we call the west the civilization. Never understood that arrogance after visit Asia so much 🤙


Toto toilet is the best.


😂 Buy TOTO Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat. It’s worth every dirty fiat. Best purchase ever.


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Yeah time to move countries 😂💜


In Italy we have the bidet, it is the rest of Europe that is backwards. 🤌


yeah, I can imagine the same disappointment 😂


The whole episode is a riot.


Looking forward to the day when my midnight musings are accompanied by the enlightened warmth of Japan’s thoughtfully heated toilet seats—an unexpected, yet appreciated, luxury in the pursuit of nocturnal comfort.


Did you know google & amazon searches spiked after the south park episode?

Source: just my hunch but I'd bet says on it


Sats*
My autocorrect needs to learn the word sats.


Oeps Haha I touched the Italian proud lol 😅 🤌😂


Don't touch my bidet! 🤣🤣


I would not dare 😂


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Omg lol


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But how many is there? 🤔


😄😄

Buy a fancy bidet toilet seat


Btw, you still owe me a Japanese toilet seat pic


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There needs to be a frownie face 💩


Bidet on toilet is where it’s at


No more yelling at the boys to put down the toilet seat. 😂


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coming home from japan to my toilet that only has a single flush handle and nothing else https://i.nostr.build/YmPx.png


This! 👇💯

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So can relate! 😂😂


😂 Try camping.


Yeah, I have used one of those, but come on. Aren't Japanese toilets the very fruit of misguided modernity that Bitcoin undoes? Engineering the profane?

This is awfully close to those WEF toilets that "fingerprint" your butthole to recognize who's sitting and doing what and recording it in a Smart, connected system.

I embrace a simple design that is Lindy compatible.

Rant off, now grill me :-)


🤣 Japan put other country’s toilet to shame


lol


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I have got 3 installed in my house. It's like I never left


I've been telling bitcoiners to buy a Toto Washlet for YEARS!


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Glad to see Jack agrees, thx for the ⚡😂🤙


Best thing ever, better than sliced bread. Love your tush and get a Toto Washlet.


I've been a Washlet maxi for over 5 years. My biggest regret was waiting so long!


societies stuck in the toilet paper dark ages ngmi


Yes I mean that shit bro


I feel ya


Truth.


Do you still scrub with your hand as it’s sprays


I live in Japan, but own a house in Austin. Last time I was back, I installed a wash toilet seat.🙂