Oddbean new post about login | logout I feel like a bag of asses today
A hug for you lovely 🫂💜 I hope your day brightens 🙏🏽☀️ there’s still time 🫂
Aww thank you my lovely! This opiate is staring at me like, “I can take that pain away”, but I know now that it’s really saying, “I will take all your poops away”
Aww noo don’t let it take your poop away 🥹🫂💜 brightness is coming lovely, I feel it ❤️🔥
Mercury retrograde or something. I'm down right immobile.
More so I had surgery 5 or 6 days ago and have more than a week left of recovery 😅
Mmm that could be it too 😅
it is what it is some days you shit in the sink, other days you sink in the shit
I didn’t know that recovery was gonna take this long. I was kind of thinking I would be up and at em by now 🥲
🫂 Enforced vacation. Own it. Use it lavishly like a French burlesque dancer performing for Japanese salarymen. 💃
I’m tryinnng with the movies and stuff, but I was so excited I was feeling a bit better, that when I woke up in pain today, I was instantly disappointed
remove the expectations and accept the cards you've been dealt for today just breathe in... and then scream out of anger
😅I think you’re right. All I’m thinking about is how much I want to take a bath and do laundry
You’re obviously still unwell if you’re thinking about doing laundry. I did laundry today; even folded and Put It Away. So, the Laundry Gods have been well appeased. 🧺
Ohhh mentally, I’m never well. I have 4 hampers full is my issue 😂😂😂😂
See! You are an overachiever- you only needed 3 bags full. 🐑
Oh, sorry you are feeling down. 😢 Sending you a virtual hug 🫂🕊️🤗 Remember, and this shall pass. It's all right to ride that wave.
Thank you so much! ❤️ I can’t wait to be on the other end of this.
Deep breaths! Praying and wishing you a easeful, graceful and quick recovery from here on. 🙏❤️🔥🧿 I am not sure if you are into it but I absolutely love yoga nidra for healing and relaxation. My favorite guide is Ayla Nova. Feel free to check out her channel. She's got short and longer session. Maybe you'd benefit from this one: https://youtu.be/j0fJT1vnxdM?si=FMNYDOkKxv0bHvCf
I don’t talk about it a lot for some reason, but I am a daily meditator so I absolutely appreciate it 🥰
There could be worse bags to feel like😉
Bag of love crustaceans? (Aka crabs lol)
Yeah, a bag full of STIs is probably worse. Or a bag full of killer hornets. Just saying, asses can be nice 😊
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I would eat that shit. I don’t even care if it really is shit😂
*ahem* https://image.nostr.build/b96033fce88b517d1336da957581b1134db4d841f73fe0cba1e2e31d32bdbdb1.jpg https://image.nostr.build/454f60da05bc4c904ee9e77e307e7befb446e8a401e0880f924237407b668d0c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/9ab6b5e8568b40591a887744e0555bbe8d201ca3661456bee5c85132d7075a8f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/21885cf4c9afa4aea69d220ca3480b1ce1dfd44d9cf4bab7f6d19e7bfa8dd596.jpg
Or is that the worm 🪱 from Dune?
Well, well, we'll... If it isn't motherfucking Bilbo Asa-Baggins https://media.tenor.com/6En8e547Qb0AAAAM/gandalf-gandalf-araba.gif
Is this you? I thought you were waiting a bit before practicing the dance moves https://media.tenor.com/LzrG2rzUsg0AAAAC/bluenathmade-blue-nath.gif
