I feel like a bag of asses today


A hug for you lovely 🫂💜 I hope your day brightens 🙏🏽☀ there’s still time 🫂


Mercury retrograde or something. I'm down right immobile.


Aww thank you my lovely! This opiate is staring at me like, “I can take that pain away”, but I know now that it’s really saying, “I will take all your poops away”


it is what it is

some days you shit in the sink, other days you sink in the shit


More so I had surgery 5 or 6 days ago and have more than a week left of recovery 😅


Mmm that could be it too 😅


Aww noo don’t let it take your poop away 🥹🫂💜 brightness is coming lovely, I feel it ❤🔥


I didn’t know that recovery was gonna take this long. I was kind of thinking I would be up and at em by now 🥲


more positivity needed

time for Yeshole


I think so 😂


Just wait till I get my dancing shoes !!!


Bitcoin fixes this


🫂 Enforced vacation. Own it. Use it lavishly like a French burlesque dancer performing for Japanese salarymen. 💃


Oh, sorry you are feeling down. 😢 Sending you a virtual hug 🫂🕊🤗 Remember, and this shall pass. It's all right to ride that wave.


Bagging up farts again I see


There could be worse bags to feel like😉


Fuck you tanel! I just laughed and that’s still painful for me 😭


I’m tryinnng with the movies and stuff, but I was so excited I was feeling a bit better, that when I woke up in pain today, I was instantly disappointed


Thank you so much! ❤ I can’t wait to be on the other end of this.


I gotta get some extra fiat for the next dip dude


remove the expectations and accept the cards you've been dealt for today

just breathe in...

and then scream out of anger


Bag of love crustaceans?

(Aka crabs lol)


I feel ya!


😅I think you’re right. All I’m thinking about is how much I want to take a bath and do laundry


Deep breaths! Praying and wishing you a easeful, graceful and quick recovery from here on. 🙏❤🔥🧿

I am not sure if you are into it but I absolutely love yoga nidra for healing and relaxation. My favorite guide is Ayla Nova. Feel free to check out her channel. She's got short and longer session. Maybe you'd benefit from this one: https://youtu.be/j0fJT1vnxdM?si=FMNYDOkKxv0bHvCf


Well, well, we'll... If it isn't motherfucking Bilbo Asa-Baggins https://media.tenor.com/6En8e547Qb0AAAAM/gandalf-gandalf-araba.gif


I don’t talk about it a lot for some reason, but I am a daily meditator so I absolutely appreciate it 🥰


Yeah, a bag full of STIs is probably worse. Or a bag full of killer hornets. Just saying, asses can be nice 😊


I would eat that shit. I don’t even care if it really is shit😂


GREAT! Laughed again. Felt like I got stabbed in the side 😭😅


Why does that cheer me up ? 🤣


"You'll love the taste of Buttz™ in your mouth!"


Extra creamy


Aweeeee, Yay! Love that. Well, let me know how it goes if you do decide to try it. 🫶🏻 And thank you, for the zap ⚡🤗


Wish I could make these. Mine is thrashed from that barbed wire shit I took yesterday 😭


Or is that the worm 🪱 from Dune?


Is this you? I thought you were waiting a bit before practicing the dance moves
https://media.tenor.com/LzrG2rzUsg0AAAAC/bluenathmade-blue-nath.gif


Hell yeah! Thanks for the value 😉


constipated & can't answer


Bahahhahaha


Yeah, but add a little blood 🤣😬😳


Gotcha 😬🤭😂😂


You’re obviously still unwell if you’re thinking about doing laundry.

I did laundry today; even folded and Put It Away. So, the Laundry Gods have been well appeased. 🧺


Ohhh mentally, I’m never well.

I have 4 hampers full is my issue 😂😂😂😂


See! You are an overachiever- you only needed 3 bags full. 🐑