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 Computers just do what their told. Once you accept that, everything is easier. 
 Computers should understand what I *actually* meant by that. They take everything so literally.
If I mean it literally, then I will preface with the codeword "literally". Like duh.

literally print. No cap.

It's like, you know I meant from 2 to 8 and not 1 to 7. Like, computer bro, I am not feeling seen, felt and heard. 
 yes, i know you been in this game a while but maybe this is your first experience fighting with the actual low level parts of it

literal is always implied, always

that's why abstractions are evil, because they confuse what is literally meant 
 😂 I'm just joking around. 
 i'm laughing

it's a beautiful thing to watch these things unfold in real time that we all went through at some point, usually over and over and over again

https://i.nostr.build/Q708a.jpg 
 Haven't even used PHP on this computer before, so it's like 😜 
 Took me like an hour, just to configure everything, so that I could try out Hello World. 😂 
 i think you read (some of) my kitchensink guide, how long until you could do a #golang hello world?

tbh i forget if you run linux... 
 Yeah, Linux.

I already have golang setup, so five minutes. 
 package main

func main(){
    fmt.Println("hello world")
}

The End 
 I just sat there, all frustrated, 

Why doesn't it run? 
Why doesn't it run?
OMG I hate computers and it's mutual! 😭
OMG I hate my life! 😭

Oh, forgot the <?php tag. Oops. Nevermind. 
 haha

yeah, php is a derivative of XML 
 It's like, the file extension is .php
It shoulda known. Just sayin. 
 yeah, but php be how it do 
 It do be tru, tho. 
 my god i barely even finished pressing ctrl-enter and i get an ack "reading emoji" from you

you are fast 
 😁 
 Not sure what the big deal is or why go is so verbose. In Libre office Writer I just type

Hello World

And there it is. 
 Superior IDE, that LibreOffice. 
 lol

markup is not programming 
 https://c.tenor.com/A45cGt6-WJUAAAAC/tenor.gif 
 we already had this discussion about how computers take everything literally, and all abstractions are still literal even if obfuscated 
 Proof of "Hello World". 😅 
It threw up errors, but wrote anyway, so oh well.

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 If computers didn't take orders literally, they wouldn't be computers, they would be humans.

What you want is human slaves. 
 https://c.tenor.com/5vkMIc-EaLUAAAAd/tenor.gif 
 Or, as I like to call them "male developers on the same team". 
 yes, boys and computers share this feature of literal interpretation of the salient words 
 oh yeah, ironically, one of the best computers ever made, literally got the brand "girlfriend" - amiga

and it was a beautiful lady, she always knew what you meant, unlike these toxic corporate intel things 
 Fr. They're like halfway there, already. I have to think further.  
 yes, probably the difference is the boys have one level of abstraction called "vocabulary" and "grammar" that is a little opaque 
 I sometimes feel like that when talking to my son.  His brain processes commands exactly like a computer.  You had better say what you really mean or you could get something totally unintended. 
 Do you realize how insane that statement is? You just suggested you believe nobody has ever told a computer not to do what it's told. 
 😂 
 I recommend reading the Robots series from Isaac Asimov. It deals with this very questions and paradoxes and it's a scifi classic. 
 I'm hinting at how every computer these days is told at the factory to not do what it's told. It's been a long long time since computers with a tendency to do what they're told were common. 
 I didn't say the user was to one telling the computer what to do. It's not... 
 Based 👽