I just sat there, all frustrated, 

Why doesn't it run? 
Why doesn't it run?
OMG I hate computers and it's mutual! 😭
OMG I hate my life! 😭

Oh, forgot the <?php tag. Oops. Nevermind. 

 haha

yeah, php is a derivative of XML 

 It's like, the file extension is .php
It shoulda known. Just sayin. 

 yeah, but php be how it do 

 It do be tru, tho. 

 my god i barely even finished pressing ctrl-enter and i get an ack "reading emoji" from you

you are fast 

 😁