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mleku | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 package main

func main(){
    fmt.Println("hello world")
}

The End
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Laeserin | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 I just sat there, all frustrated, 

Why doesn't it run? 
Why doesn't it run?
OMG I hate computers and it's mutual! 😭
OMG I hate my life! 😭

Oh, forgot the <?php tag. Oops. Nevermind.
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mleku | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 haha

yeah, php is a derivative of XML
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Laeserin | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It's like, the file extension is .php
It shoulda known. Just sayin.
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mleku | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 yeah, but php be how it do
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Laeserin | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It do be tru, tho.
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mleku | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 my god i barely even finished pressing ctrl-enter and i get an ack "reading emoji" from you

you are fast
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Laeserin | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 😁
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Daniel Wigton | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Not sure what the big deal is or why go is so verbose. In Libre office Writer I just type

Hello World

And there it is.
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Laeserin | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Superior IDE, that LibreOffice.
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mleku | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 lol

markup is not programming
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Laeserin | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 https://c.tenor.com/A45cGt6-WJUAAAAC/tenor.gif
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mleku | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 we already had this discussion about how computers take everything literally, and all abstractions are still literal even if obfuscated