i think you read (some of) my kitchensink guide, how long until you could do a #golang hello world?

tbh i forget if you run linux... 

 Yeah, Linux.

I already have golang setup, so five minutes. 

 package main

func main(){
    fmt.Println("hello world")
}

The End 

 I just sat there, all frustrated, 

Why doesn't it run? 
Why doesn't it run?
OMG I hate computers and it's mutual! 😭
OMG I hate my life! 😭

Oh, forgot the <?php tag. Oops. Nevermind. 

 haha

yeah, php is a derivative of XML 

 It's like, the file extension is .php
It shoulda known. Just sayin. 

 yeah, but php be how it do 

 It do be tru, tho. 

 my god i barely even finished pressing ctrl-enter and i get an ack "reading emoji" from you

you are fast 

 😁 

 Not sure what the big deal is or why go is so verbose. In Libre office Writer I just type

Hello World

And there it is. 

 Superior IDE, that LibreOffice. 

 lol

markup is not programming 

 https://c.tenor.com/A45cGt6-WJUAAAAC/tenor.gif 

 we already had this discussion about how computers take everything literally, and all abstractions are still literal even if obfuscated 

 Proof of "Hello World". 😅 
It threw up errors, but wrote anyway, so oh well.

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