If you could be explain that in plain English for simple Plebs I'd be "Right on board Ma'am"🫡😂 (For reference, I do understand what you're saying, it's just my piss taking English humo(u)r)😜. 

 I want a nostr profile tinder, but not for dating…for finding new people to follow 😂 

 Ha ha ha, an excellent analogy. Very well explained🙏🏻.  

 Dumb is my first language, but I’m getting pretty decent at “almost smart” 

 You're "Here", you stack sats, that makes you pretty smart in my book. (Even for a "Sherman Tank") That's "Cockney rhyming slang"......if you can work that one out, well🙏🏻.  

 I used to try to speak cockney. I still say, “I’m gonna have a laugh and joke” when I’m about to smoke 😂 

I forgot most of the sayings though. 

 Apples and pairs: Stairs.
Pony and trap: Crap.
Syrup of fig: Wig (Hair piece).
And finally......Drum roll please 🥁 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁. Sherman Tank is🤷🏻‍♂️, well, it's Yank of course🙄😂🫡. 

 😂😂😂 

 When things inevitably go to shit, globally, I hope you remember these humerous asides, us freedom fighter exiles from The UK will need guns😳😂.