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 You're "Here", you stack sats, that makes you pretty smart in my book. (Even for a "Sherman Tank") That's "Cockney rhyming slang"......if you can work that one out, wellπŸ™πŸ».  
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 I used to try to speak cockney. I still say, β€œI’m gonna have a laugh and joke” when I’m about to smoke πŸ˜‚ 

I forgot most of the sayings though. 
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 Apples and pairs: Stairs.
Pony and trap: Crap.
Syrup of fig: Wig (Hair piece).
And finally......Drum roll please πŸ₯ πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯. Sherman Tank isπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ, well, it's Yank of courseπŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ«‘. 
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 When things inevitably go to shit, globally, I hope you remember these humerous asides, us freedom fighter exiles from The UK will need gunsπŸ˜³πŸ˜‚.