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Noshole | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 I used to try to speak cockney. I still say, “I’m gonna have a laugh and joke” when I’m about to smoke 😂 

I forgot most of the sayings though.
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Eye Reply. | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Apples and pairs: Stairs.
Pony and trap: Crap.
Syrup of fig: Wig (Hair piece).
And finally......Drum roll please 🥁 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁. Sherman Tank is🤷🏻‍♂️, well, it's Yank of course🙄😂🫡.
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Noshole | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 😂😂😂
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Eye Reply. | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 When things inevitably go to shit, globally, I hope you remember these humerous asides, us freedom fighter exiles from The UK will need guns😳😂.