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 Mayo should be a war crime 
 Isn’t there a clinic for that? 
 You must be a father making a joke like that 
 Is it that obvious? 
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 Sir, I'm not in that club! 
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 Mayo is just a crime in general, dare you to list one thing that tastes better with mayo.  
 Guacamole 
 Since when does guacamole need mayo?  
 Sorry I thought you said better THAN mayo 😂 
 No, haha. I said mayo is disgusting and doesn't belong on anything.  
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 Yo dawg i heard you like fat so we added an oily fat to your oily fat in order to get more oily fat taste 
 Haha 🤣, true though. Why not add some butter while ya at it?  
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 My favorite spread on toast is olive avocado butter ghee tallow margarine 
 My main disgust is the seed oils 🤢 
 Yeah 🤢 
 Homemade mashed potatoes 
 Better to add cream and butter than mayo though.  
 No I add plenty of those. The mayonnaise is an emulsifier. Just use a spoonful to make it nice and creamy. Not enough to even taste. 
 Mashed potatoes without butter is a tragedy 
 Have you ever made aligot? 
 I don’t think I’ve ever read that word 
 https://www.simplefrenchcooking.com/recipe-entry/cheesy-yummy-potatoes-pommes-aligot 
 Looks interesting  
 For a second I thought you were saying potatoes alligator 🤣 
 Sounds like a Florida delicacy 🤌🏼 
 Also good, but needs to be made snappy 
 Someone arrest this man before his dad jokes asphyxiate everyone 😂 
 Too late, I’m actually posting from Dad prison already 😂 
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 "Florida man catches alligator with his bare hands and turns it into a classic Florida dish"  
 Not if you have braising liquid to use as a sauce 😎 
 Chicken 
 tuna/ sandwich