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 Guacamole 
 Since when does guacamole need mayo?  
 Sorry I thought you said better THAN mayo 😂 
 No, haha. I said mayo is disgusting and doesn't belong on anything.  
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 Yo dawg i heard you like fat so we added an oily fat to your oily fat in order to get more oily fat taste 
 Haha 🤣, true though. Why not add some butter while ya at it?  
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 My favorite spread on toast is olive avocado butter ghee tallow margarine